Posted: 3/29/2003 3:59:16 PM EDT
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I was in Washington DC recently, where I had the grand opportunity to speak to some "anti-war" protesters. Amongst the stench of BO crossed with pichouli oil, I had the opportunity to log a few choice quotes for posterity. So, here, presented for your consumption, is my first instalment of "Anti-War Protesters- How brain dead morons speak" The question was simple; "Why are you against the war?"... Their answers are as follows (quoted verbatim). Please, please... Try and contain yourselves at the eloquence and poignancy of these stunning remarks. These people are if nothing else, brilliant.. And lest you think some of them made legitimate remarks and I am intentionally leaving them out, I assure I am not. One and all, this gathering of human refuse had a [i]collective[/i] IQ well below legally retarded. "President Bush is a terrible person. The multinational cooperation are... he's really bad... well.. I am protesting against society, and our love for war. "War is bad "I lived through the 60's and I seen what the wars can do. War should be gone always because people die" "We shouldn't trade our oil for blood" (To which I remarked it was the other way around) "Well, we shouldn't trade our blood for oil then..." "I have always supported the rights of PEOPLE and WAR isn't about the PEOPLE! Presidnent Bush is against the rights of a woman to choose, and we are against his war for OIL~!" "As an african-american woman, I feel for these people. Society opresses those people who don't look like them, so I am here to show my support for the protest..." "Fuck off. I don't talk to the media" "Well, I think my brother shouldn't be drafted. That's why i'm here..." "It's all about oil. What else do I have to say?" "I think the students of the world are united against war and racism. It is our duty to stop it" And my personal favorite... "We shouldn't solve our problems with guns. That's all we ever do in this country. I heard somewhere there over three point five billion guns in America: it was on the news I heard that I think... That is more that the people we have. We start wars about oil and go and kill just so we can have oil... It has to stop I'll have pics soon... |
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Were you talking to a bunch of 6 year olds? Those answers look like a bunch of kids replied, including the "Fuck off" one. Which one was Tinky Winky? Since your post is titled "Rodents," is there a huge cat around? A really really really HUGE F***ING CAT! I would like to see that. These people are so uneducated, it is obvious they attended some PC laden public education system. Marbles in their mouths, and mashed potatoes in their heads. Bilster |