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Posted: 7/11/2008 6:06:51 PM EDT

In my sea chest, from my pirate days, I found me a bottle of rum!

Anyone from near I live ought to call me and help me dispose of it!!!!!

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:11:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Tag for future drunk sailor stories.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:13:45 PM EDT

[#2]

In before drunk butt pirate stories.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:13:55 PM EDT

[#3]

Dang it Piccolo, why do I have to live so far away.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:14:43 PM EDT

[#4]

tag for the coming funny

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:25:22 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm going to Somerset tomorrow PM to pick up a WASR 2 5.45x39 from a guy from Carlislie.
IM me if you want to take a road trip.
I will be catching the TP at Cranberry around 3 PM tomorrow.
btw - I prefer Coors for road trips.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:26:46 PM EDT

[#6]

IM me for an appointment!

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:27:11 PM EDT

[#7]

If you don't mind hanging out with some oilfield trash, I would come. I like pirates.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:28:25 PM EDT

[#8]

Call the ATF so they can dispose of it safely?

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:28:56 PM EDT

[#9]

see if their is a roast beef sandwich in theyre!

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:30:24 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
In my sea chest, from my pirate days, I found me a bottle of rum!

Anyone from near I live ought to call me and help me dispose of it!!!!!

I'm in Northern KY. Let me know if it's important and I can be there in a cab at standard rates.

I'm sure there will be some things left. If not atleast we could build a fire and live like the wolverines for a day or two.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:34:16 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
see if their is a roast beef sandwich in theyre!

So Solly. Just a lobster roll, you're SOL

(to you newbies, Tac and I go back a ways)

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:35:44 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Call the ATF so they can dispose of it safely?

They don't care about booze or smokes anymore.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:35:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
see if their is a roast beef sandwich in theyre!

So Solly. Just a lobster roll, you're SOL

(to you newbies, Tac and I go back a ways)

Argh! You be a nasty bastard thinking sea bugs are edible.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:36:58 PM EDT

[#14]

Yar! He be Queerbeard the ass pirate! He'll plunder yer booty! Yarrrr!

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:36:59 PM EDT

[#15]

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGG!

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:38:21 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Call the ATF so they can dispose of it safely?

They don't care about booze or smokes anymore.

Oh, they'll take any excuse to ruin your life, but disarming the public is their number one priority. If they can't get you for guns, they'll get you for booze and tobacco.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:42:43 PM EDT

[#17]

Arfcom original "Seeing eye cat"

Trying to live it down are you Picollo?

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:43:13 PM EDT

[#18]

Almost wish I was closer.....

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:45:04 PM EDT

[#19]

Arrgggghhh Matey ! Have a tot o'rum for me.

Posted: 7/11/2008 6:56:24 PM EDT

[#20]

"Aaarrrrhhhhg, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Posted: 7/11/2008 7:00:19 PM EDT

[#21]

Almost been an hour .............. Drunk yet....????

Posted: 7/11/2008 7:19:19 PM EDT

[#22]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Posted: 7/11/2008 7:24:33 PM EDT

[#23]

If you wake up with a little captain in you, you drank too much.

Posted: 7/11/2008 7:33:19 PM EDT

[#24]

Anyone remember the Saturday Night Live episode with John Bulusi as the pirate captain of "The Flaming Fag"? He wore a flamboyant outfit with a fusia scarf and the whole crew was after Palin as the innocent cabin boy. Pretty funny, and ground breaking TV.

And IN before the "Can you smell it" comments. Oh wait....

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