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4/1/2013 7:15:37 AM EDT
Neighbors across the street have brought their adult grandson home to live with them, drug issues.  What else?

Their house is within two of my six security perimeters, leaving only four between me and this loser.  Obviously, dopers finance their dope hobby through stealing. Guess I'll deploy another few cameras.

Why can't I just shoot him pre-emptively?
4/1/2013 7:17:57 AM EDT
[#1]




Quoted:

Neighbors across the street have brought their adult grandson home to live with them, drug issues. What else?



Their house is within two of my six security perimeters, leaving only four between me and this loser. Obviously, dopers finance their dope hobby through stealing. Guess I'll deploy another few cameras.



Why can't I just shoot him pre-emptively?


Assert your dominance. Knock him down and piss on him.

4/1/2013 7:18:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Claymores
4/1/2013 7:18:59 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Neighbors across the street have brought their adult grandson home to live with them, drug issues. What else?

Their house is within two of my six security perimeters, leaving only four between me and this loser. Obviously, dopers finance their dope hobby through stealing. Guess I'll deploy another few cameras.

Why can't I just shoot him pre-emptively?

Assert your dominance. Knock him down and piss on him.


Light him on fire?

I am going to speak with him, lay out the ground rules.  He won't like that, tough shit.
4/1/2013 7:19:26 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Claymores


This.
4/1/2013 7:19:39 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Neighbors across the street have brought their adult grandson home to live with them, drug issues. What else?

Their house is within two of my six security perimeters, leaving only four between me and this loser. Obviously, dopers finance their dope hobby through stealing. Guess I'll deploy another few cameras.

Why can't I just shoot him pre-emptively?

Assert your dominance. Knock him down and piss on him.


I was going to suggest man rape  him as I am sure he undertands the prison pecking order.
4/1/2013 7:21:18 AM EDT
[#6]
It is just fucking irritating to have this piece of shit within perimeters one and two.

My security weakness is that I'm too lazy and irresponsible to have a dog.
4/1/2013 7:23:07 AM EDT
[#7]
What's a security perimeter in your world?  You mean other houses?  If he is a druggy he's probably going to rob houses 1-5 before he gets up the motivation to rob yours.

4/1/2013 7:25:35 AM EDT
[#8]
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It is just fucking irritating to have this piece of shit within perimeters one and two.


If he's within perimeters 1 and 2 by simply staying at your neighbors house maybe perimeters 1 and 2 aren't actually perimeters to begin with?

Maybe hire a bunch of homeless to hang out are your neighbors house...keep em' on his toes.
4/1/2013 7:26:31 AM EDT
[#9]
Might pay to have the cameras somewhat covert.
Make the property look like a fortress and the shithead might decide you have something extra valuable.

Don't fixate only on the grandson,likely he will have a bunch of friends who are also pillars of society.

Of course the kid might be turning his life around. (yeah right,I can't even type that with a straight face on April first)

It's real sad that your best hope is to sit tight and be cautious and wait for the kid to be locked up or overdose or something.
4/1/2013 7:27:50 AM EDT
[#10]
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What's a security perimeter in your world?  You mean other houses?  If he is a druggy he's probably going to rob houses 1-5 before he gets up the motivation to rob yours.



Alarm system, 24 hour security patrol, 24 hour manned guard shack, cameras, etc.   The others can just be a surprise.  Retired detective next door.  I just informed him, he's not happy, either.

Instead of playing do-gooder with dopers, they should just be shot.  

I fucking hate dopers.
4/1/2013 7:28:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Clean your guns in your driveway and shoot the first dog to wander by, just to let him know you're not afraid to pull the trigger.
4/1/2013 7:28:40 AM EDT
[#12]
He can be rehabbed like Linsay & Amy, give it time.
4/1/2013 7:30:11 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What's a security perimeter in your world?  You mean other houses?  If he is a druggy he's probably going to rob houses 1-5 before he gets up the motivation to rob yours.



Alarm system, 24 hour security patrol, 24 hour manned guard shack, cameras, etc.   The others can just be a surprise.  Retired detective next door.  I just informed him, he's not happy, either.

Instead of playing do-gooder with dopers, they should just be shot.  

I fucking hate dopers.


Manned guard shack?  You mean guys who get payed to sleep?

4/1/2013 7:31:39 AM EDT
[#14]
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He can be rehabbed like Linsay & Amy, give it time.


Time for psychological warfare with the doper and the do-gooders.
4/1/2013 7:32:34 AM EDT
[#15]
1.Dig pit
2.Line Pit with Sharepened Bamboo stakes
3.???
4.Profit
4/1/2013 7:35:38 AM EDT
[#16]
Care to draw us a picture?
4/1/2013 7:36:43 AM EDT
[#17]
First off, I'll start photographing him right in his doped up face.  Dopers don't like that kind of shit.

Then I'll whip him down with an extension cord, twerker style.  Something tells me there's been a lot of discipline missimg in his worthless past.
4/1/2013 7:39:40 AM EDT
[#18]
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First off, I'll start photographing him right in his doped up face.  Dopers don't like that kind of shit.

Then I'll whip him down with an extension cord, twerker style.  Something tells me there's been a lot of discipline missimg in his worthless past.


4/1/2013 7:41:52 AM EDT
[#19]
You may want to ask to delete this thread. Just in case you actually do have to shoot him.
4/1/2013 7:43:19 AM EDT
[#20]
Well this is about the biggest douche bag post I've came across so far. How much of your day do you burn through nervously peering through your blinds?
4/1/2013 7:43:45 AM EDT
[#21]
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You may want to ask to delete this thread. Just in case you actually do have to shoot him.


No, proving premeditation makes the charges much more interesting.
4/1/2013 7:44:24 AM EDT
[#22]





Quoted:



1.Dig pit


2.Line Pit with Sharepened Bamboo stakes hungry pit bulls.


3.???


4.Profit



It's like having your own personal Sarlacc.





 
4/1/2013 7:44:43 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
First off, I'll start photographing him right in his doped up face.  Dopers don't like that kind of shit.

Then I'll whip him down with an extension cord, twerker style.  Something tells me there's been a lot of discipline missimg in his worthless past.


How do you know what dopers do and don't like
4/1/2013 7:46:15 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Claymores



And Attack Dachshunds.



The little ankle biters are merciless.

4/1/2013 7:47:52 AM EDT
[#25]
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It is just fucking irritating to have this piece of shit within perimeters one and two.

My security weakness is that I'm too lazy and irresponsible to have a dog.


Forget about perimeters 1 and 2,it's the other 4 you should worry about...I mean really lose sleep over.Those are your perimeters man...and this guy is inside the wire.
4/1/2013 7:48:08 AM EDT
[#26]
I see you are in California.
 You realize of course that the doper down the street has already won, right?
4/1/2013 7:52:16 AM EDT
[#27]
And people think Dale Gribble is just a cartoon character.
4/1/2013 7:55:08 AM EDT
[#28]
Why are you including other people's property as your "Defense" grid ?  Your not making that very clear?

And second? Where did you get the information from, that dude is a "Doper"?

Has he paid his debt to society?
4/1/2013 7:56:09 AM EDT
[#29]
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And people think Dale Gribble is just a cartoon character.


I remember Dale Gribble and Y2K, he went to the pound a got a dozen dogs so he'd have something to eat.

I thought it was a good idea.
4/1/2013 7:57:17 AM EDT
[#30]
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And people think Dale Gribble is just a cartoon character.


I remember Dale Gribble and Y2K, he went to the pound a got a dozen dogs so he'd have something to eat.

I thought it was a good idea.


Don't forget beans for the chilli
4/1/2013 7:57:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Why are you including other people's property as your "Defense" grid ?  Your not making that very clear?

And second? Where did you get the information from, that dude is a "Doper"?

Has he paid his debt to society?


His grandfather, not so long ago, was tellingly about the drug "problems".

Doper.  All the way.

Debt to society?  I don't give a fuck about society, I don't want this piece of shit stealing from me.
4/1/2013 8:00:59 AM EDT
[#32]
I wouldnt worry man, you got the retired detective on the case.

4/1/2013 8:04:02 AM EDT
[#33]
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I see you are in California.
 You realize of course that the doper down the street has already won, right?


California, yes.

But this is Bakersfield, you catch someone in your house here, and they're up to no good, it's pretty much open season.
4/1/2013 8:06:05 AM EDT
[#34]
This thread is either an April Fool, or completely retarded.
4/1/2013 8:07:39 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:

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Neighbors across the street have brought their adult grandson home to live with them, drug issues. What else?

Their house is within two of my six security perimeters, leaving only four between me and this loser. Obviously, dopers finance their dope hobby through stealing. Guess I'll deploy another few cameras.

Why can't I just shoot him pre-emptively?

Assert your dominance. Knock him down and piss on him.


Light him on fire?

I am going to speak with him, lay out the ground rules.  He won't like that, tough shit.


Ground rules? Why do you get to make the rules for this guy? What has he done to you to warrant so much as conversation, much less laying out "ground rules"?
4/1/2013 8:08:36 AM EDT
[#36]
It's not gay, if you're angry
4/1/2013 8:16:41 AM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


This thread is either an April Fool, or completely retarded.
"Dopers inside the security perimeter"? I gotta go with April Fools' joke.

 
4/1/2013 8:18:48 AM EDT
[#38]



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Quoted:

This thread is either an April Fool, or completely retarded.
"Dopers inside the security perimeter"? I gotta go with April Fools' joke.  






 
4/1/2013 8:31:41 AM EDT
[#39]
I really hope that the OP got drugged with that Gecko45 shit.  If he's for real...

4/1/2013 8:35:10 AM EDT
[#40]
Sounds like you just want to shoot him OP.
4/1/2013 8:37:59 AM EDT
[#41]
Shoot the grandparents pre-emptively, too, in case they have other adult grandkids with drug issues.
4/1/2013 8:40:15 AM EDT
[#42]
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I really hope that the OP got drugged with that Gecko45 shit.  If he's for real...



Spoke with Mr. Detective. Filled him in on the doper's history.  Detective pointed out that the doper, being lazy and stupid as all dopers are, will steal from grandparents first, as that's easier.  

Now we'll start the PsyOps.  I'm gonna have a talk with Grampa tonight.  The grandmother, being female, will be more concerned with helpin the doper before self-protection with regards to the doper.
4/1/2013 8:41:06 AM EDT
[#43]
Lets say you do get into a real actual problem with this guy breaking into your house OP. I am sure this thread is going to benefit the prosecution how you preemptively planned to shoot him for the crime of being a doper. So he either you don't actually believe him to be a threat or you are dumb for posting this if you do.
4/1/2013 8:42:39 AM EDT
[#44]



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Quoted:

I really hope that the OP got drugged with that Gecko45 shit.  If he's for real...







Spoke with Mr. Detective. Filled him in on the doper's history.  Detective pointed out that the doper, being lazy and stupid as all dopers are, will steal from grandparents first, as that's easier.  



Now we'll start the PsyOps.  I'm gonna have a talk with Grampa tonight.  The grandmother, being female, will be more concerned with helpin the doper before self-protection with regards to the doper.



How is your talk with Grandpa going to go?



"Your grandson isn't allowed to steal from me!"





 
4/1/2013 8:43:07 AM EDT
[#45]
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Shoot the grandparents pre-emptively, too, in case they have other adult grandkids with drug issues.


Well, actually, they do.  This looks like their first attempt at "helping" a doper. We've been friends for years, he'll listen.

She won't.
4/1/2013 8:47:17 AM EDT
[#46]
George Bush did it. So can you.
4/1/2013 8:50:18 AM EDT
[#47]
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Lets say you do get into a real actual problem with this guy breaking into your house OP. I am sure this thread is going to benefit the prosecution how you preemptively planned to shoot him for the crime of being a doper. So he either you don't actually believe him to be a threat or you are dumb for posting this if you do.


Thanks for your contribution, but I never said that.

Carry on . . . .
4/1/2013 8:51:46 AM EDT
[#48]
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Shoot the grandparents pre-emptively, too, in case they have other adult grandkids with drug issues.


Well, actually, they do.  This looks like their first attempt at "helping" a doper. We've been friends for years, he'll listen.




First attempt at "helping" should be their last.

Wipe the whole family out.

4/1/2013 8:52:02 AM EDT
[#49]



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Well this is about the biggest douche bag post I've came across so far. How much of your day do you burn through nervously peering through your blinds?


Considering he has his perimeter laid out in zones and is already collaborating with neighbors as to the kids demise Id say too much.



Way too much.



 
4/1/2013 8:57:32 AM EDT
[#50]
I have only 3 security perimeters

I feel so.....so....inadequate.
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