Posted: 6/25/2012 7:53:08 AM EDT
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Did a quick search. Let me know if this is a Dupe. It's so hard to be 'original' in the GD. You bastards are on top of everything.
> There is a lot of truth here. . . . Think about it. > > > > While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher > > whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, > > the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. > > > Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as > > our president. > > > > > > The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''. > > > > > > Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a > > 'post turtle' was. > > > > > > The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road > > and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, > > that's a 'post turtle'. > > The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he > > continued to explain. > > "You know he didn't get up there by himself, > > he doesn't belong up there, > > he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, > > he's elevated beyond his ability to function, > > and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass > > put him up there to begin with." |
