[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Possessed DB server

Posted: 10/26/2012 10:04:49 PM EDT

Evil server:

Was checking on some jobs and saw this on one of the DB servers, thought it was funny considering it is 2am and I am checking on jobs

Posted: 10/26/2012 10:13:36 PM EDT

[#1]

You are going to hell.

I actually think you may be driving the bus.

Posted: 10/26/2012 10:28:21 PM EDT

[#2]

Quick feed it a cat

Posted: 10/26/2012 10:35:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

You are going to hell.

I actually think you may be driving the bus.

I do prefer to drive on trips...

Posted: 11/13/2012 4:23:19 PM EDT

[#4]

So I go to check this same server out again today and some quick math to see how many GB of data I am adding to that one per day.

Why not some more SQL, like I don't see enough in my life

Select (666.2-645.8)/DateDiff(dd,'10/27/2012',getdate())

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1.200000000000

(1 row(s) affected)