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Posted: 5/12/2004 6:16:54 AM EST
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the
old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 6:17:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 6:18:49 AM EST
Excellent joke, brought a smile to my face and a good laugh. Thank you!
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 6:19:05 AM EST

heard that before but always a good one
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 6:19:19 AM EST
Thanks, I really needed a little laugh today in light of what's been going on.
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