Posted: 4/12/2001 7:11:29 PM EDT
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Okay, granted I'm one of the....ummm hummmm... I've been through this a few times (I've been married more times than Liz Taylor) and have an entire theory about a government funded program in which we establish clinics where men can go to receive free dart guns and darts loaded with estrogen. I'll share the theory if anyone is interested. |
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Like you guys are such joys to live with every day of the year... [;)] You'd be grumpy, too, if you knew that once a month your breast were going to hurt, you were going to have cramps that could drop an elephant and that you were going to have to cork yourself for 5 days. And goodness forbid you wear white pants anywhere in the vicinity of your time of the month because [i]you will be early[/i].... And this does not include crying for no apparent reason. We hate it as much as you do. |
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Originally Posted By Miss Magnum: Imbroglio, Might I offer a suggestion? Whining about your lack of tail is the biggest turnoff in the world. Suck it up, get some lotion and some mags and [i]get a hobby![/i] This kitten gots claws!! hehe c-rock [url]www.illinois-shooter.org |
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Quoted: Okay, granted I'm one of the....ummm hummmm... [size=5][red]THAT'S A SUBTLE WARNING!?!?[/red][/size=5] That's like finding out that "the light at the end of the tunnel" is a phukin freight train! PLEASE say you're lying, say it's a belated April fools joke (YOU WIN!), say you're kidding, ANYTHING - this isn't funny! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Once you are married to a woman that has either had a hysterectomy or been through menopause you will long for the days when it only lasted five days a month. PLEASE say you're lying, say it's a belated April fools joke (YOU WIN!), say you're kidding, ANYTHING - this isn't funny! This is why God invented divorce. [spank] |
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One of the wierd things about PMS is that when women live together or very closely their cycles will synchronize. Abroad a Navy ship the women live closely and their cycles do fall the same week. Imagine 300 women all suffering PMS on their shipmates at the same time. Working side-by-side for 12 and 14 hour days, seven days a week for six months on end. The more senior women aren't an issue like the younger ones are for many reasons. |
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Maggie I am the most conscientious man a woman could ever hope to meet regarding such matters. But even then, when a lady is experiencing the unavoidable and unpleasant side effects of PMS of sore breast and tender uterus and I offer to, selflessly, gently massage them purely in the interest of releaving her pain and suffering the offer is, more times than not, met with scorn and derision. |
| There`s actually something that`s harder to figure out.....hysterectomy....i know they don`t do them as often as in the past, so hope none of you have to experience it. but it does happen, often for physical reasons, which was our case. the wife was young at the time.....man..there is NO figuring that one out!!!!![heavy] |
| Janus, your picture was worth 10,000 words. Yeah, Ms. Magnum I beleive ya that the physical symptoms of PMS must be no day at the beach, but do do you all have to take it out on us innocent men? Just minding our own business, make some innocuous comment, and get both barrels right in the face? |