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Posted: 12/20/2001 11:34:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2001 11:47:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Crabs, Ain't they a BITCH!
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Link Posted: 12/20/2001 11:52:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Ban all guns
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 11:57:47 PM EDT
[#3]
What the hell is that?
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 3:21:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2001 3:47:45 AM EDT
[#5]
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Dude, Its a picture of one of my sperm.


-Griz
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 4:46:19 AM EDT
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It was getting late and Bob was on his tenth marquarita. He knew he might regret it in the morning, but that thing at the end of the bar wasn't looking so bad. Maybe he'd buy it a drink and see where it led.
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 4:48:50 AM EDT
[#7]
bill! bill clinton! hey, man, long time no see!
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 5:18:37 AM EDT
[#8]
In a desperate bid to re-vitalize their long-standing strategy of ethnic division and entitlement politics, Democrats have turned to non-human groups in search of votes.  This deep sea squid is typical of their new demographic targets; it has already received food stamps and public housing and has been registered to vote in St. Louis.  Senate Democrats have promised to hold hearings on the plight of the Teuthid-American community early next year.
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 6:10:57 AM EDT
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Greetings, Earthlings. I am the Space Squid. I have come from my planet to help your planet. Give me ALL your guns, and there will be peace.
[whacko]
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 6:12:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 6:39:59 AM EDT
[#11]
Chris Cannon, my congressman. [^]
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 6:59:46 AM EDT
[#12]
Hillary Clinton...

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."
-- Bart Simpson or Bill Clinton?
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 7:06:56 AM EDT
[#13]
Mutant Squid: the other, other, [b]other[/b], white meat.
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 7:09:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Removed from the brain of Chuck Schumer, this specimen of [i]Phagocephalus[/i] is the largest brain-sucking mollusk ever retrieved from a living human.
Link Posted: 12/21/2001 8:22:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/22/2001 4:02:17 PM EDT
[#16]
I am thoroughly impressed.  When I posted this, I thought I'd get one or two "what the #*$&?!" comments.  And LT, I hope it heals. [:D]
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