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Posted: 10/19/2004 5:44:59 AM EST
Geezus K. Rist !!



Return of the Bride of Wildenstein:

www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/14122990?source=TiL





Readers of a nervous disposition should look away. Jocelyn Wildenstein - the American socialite who has spent £2million on cosmetic surgery - has revealed her latest face - and it isn't pretty.

Jocelyn, 58, was nicknamed the Bride of Wildenstein several years ago after her attempts at improving her looks left many observers horrified.

But judging by her recent appearance she has not given up the treatment.

Jocelyn was a fresh-faced mother of two until she discovered her billionaire art dealer husband in bed with a 21-year-old.

Hoping to keep him, she began a never-ending cycle of surgery to change her eyes, cheekbones and lips. Unfortunately, her husband left her anyway.

She was recently named the world's scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:46:12 AM EST
Cyanide would hit it.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:47:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Cyanide would kill it.

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:47:43 AM EST

I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!



Zen

<­BR>

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:48:07 AM EST
it's been a while, but not long enough to hit that!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:48:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Cyanide would kill it.





Actually, it would probably kill itself if Cyanide even touched it
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:50:45 AM EST
Waitaminnit, don't COC rules specify that you should put BOTD in the thread title???
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:53:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 5:56:30 AM EST by NYPatriot]


... "I love you mom".
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:58:12 AM EST
"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL....."
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:59:38 AM EST
WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:04:36 AM EST

She got ripped off.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:04:59 AM EST



Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:31:45 AM EST
Dear....God....In....Heaven.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:34:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 6:34:48 AM EST by Blue_Monkey]
NYPatriot, that's just wrong!



but funny as hell!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:40:35 AM EST
What on earth has she done to herself?

Her plastic surgery looks almost as bad as Michael Jackson's.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:37:23 AM EST
That Can NOT be...

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buffed out.


Sly
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:40:12 AM EST
Sweet mother of pearl....

What in the heck WAS that thing???
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:45:32 AM EST
I bet she cant close her eyes when she tries to sleep
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:46:30 AM EST
Wasn't she one of the singers on Carellon in Battlestar Galactica?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:51:28 AM EST
Here's a BEFORE



Please make it go away......blow the image out of my brains!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 7:57:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By hepcat85:
Here's a BEFORE

www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/diatribes012/images/jocelynwildenstein.jpg

Please make it go away......blow the image out of my brains!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/hepcat85/usualSuspects2.jpg



AAAAAAHG!!!! STOP POSTING THIS CRAP!!! I CAN'T KEEP MY SNICKERS DOWN AS IT IS!!!

Geee-hosefat!!

Well, after seeing the before picture, I gotta say that the after is an improvement.

But dear heavens, please don't post any more of that crap.

I am going to be seeing that in my sleep now.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:02:21 AM EST
She's a glory-hole candidate. Not even worthy of Japenese Bukkake.


Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:03:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
She's a glory-hole candidate. Not even worthy of Japenese Bukkake.



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