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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:54:51 PM EDT
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/246365/charges-dropped-woman-sucked-sleeping-mans-dick/

Who's moving to Texas?
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Husbands friend is gay?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 4:57:50 PM EDT
Just leave it clean and make sure I'm covered up when you leave and I have no issues with that...oh also dont wake up the wife.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 4:57:54 PM EDT
I vote GUILTY
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:02:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Gage:
Husbands friend is gay?
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No shit. This is how porn flicks start. Why can't anything like this ever happen to me?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:04:27 PM EDT
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Current pic, I would have pressed charges too
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:16:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ar15derp:
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/246365/charges-dropped-woman-sucked-sleeping-mans-dick/

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He gay.

She's hot and would have gotten *WAY* more out of me than just giving me a BJ.

And she'd have gotten a nice "Thank You" on her way out the door.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:18:23 PM EDT
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Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:24:37 PM EDT
The incident also ranked her among the top 100 fellatios of all time in Round Rock, Texas, but that’s beside the point entirely.
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:27:40 PM EDT
I know the "who gives a shit" double standard is at play here but...

a fucking no bill? I'm guessing lack of evidence.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:33:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Turboguy:


Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...
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Originally Posted By Turboguy:


Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...

She has a cro-magnon bone structure
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:38:34 PM EDT
Here's a better link with a few more details and a copy of the dismissal. No details on why it was dismissed, but there's a blip about how she confessed to at least the burglary. I know, I know, who gives a shit, right?


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/no-indictment-for-megan-hoelting-908723
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:56:06 PM EDT
he “felt the offender place his penis in her mouth.”
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:08:28 PM EDT
If it had been a man breaking into a woman's house and eating her out.... fucking war on men I tell you.

#Yesallmen
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:12:01 PM EDT
She's not a teacher, her intentions were pure but she's still guilty.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:13:07 PM EDT
Gina Davis jaw. Sure why not? I've turned down many things but a free beej ain't one.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:14:18 PM EDT
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She has that Natural Born Killers look.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:33:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Thedude27:
Just leave it clean and make sure I'm covered up when you leave and I have no issues with that...oh also dont wake up the wife.
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This!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:47:48 PM EDT
Had it happen to me twice.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:04:24 PM EDT
Kill it with fire
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:08:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Turboguy:


Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...
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Originally Posted By Turboguy:


Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...


I would bet you anything that's exactly how she looked when she broke into a dudes house half naked to slobber his Wang shortly after being arrested multiple times in a week or so.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:12:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pdm:
Had it happen to me twice.
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Did the dude press charges on you?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:12:07 PM EDT
Guilty as sin!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:15:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AMTguy:
I know the "who gives a shit" double standard is at play here but...

a fucking no bill? I'm guessing lack of evidence.
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She swallowed the evidence!!!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:18:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ar15derp:
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/246365/charges-dropped-woman-sucked-sleeping-mans-dick/

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not guilty, eh?
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That's a handsome woman.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:21:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Turboguy:


Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...
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Originally Posted By Turboguy:


Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower...



Turbo guy , you Sir are a wordsmith I'm gonna chuckle about your description for a long time .


gd.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 9:17:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dave15:


Did the dude press charges on you?
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Originally Posted By Dave15:
Originally Posted By pdm:
Had it happen to me twice.


Did the dude press charges on you?


You know.....paint a thousand pictures and no one calls you an artist....
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