Posted: 4/30/2015 4:54:51 PM EDT
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http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/246365/charges-dropped-woman-sucked-sleeping-mans-dick/
Who's moving to Texas? |
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http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/246365/charges-dropped-woman-sucked-sleeping-mans-dick/ Who's moving to Texas? He gay. She's hot and would have gotten *WAY* more out of me than just giving me a BJ. And she'd have gotten a nice "Thank You" on her way out the door. |
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https://lintvkxan.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/megan-hoelting.jpg?w=650 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/hoelting.jpg Current pic, I would have pressed charges too Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... |
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Quoted: Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... Quoted: Quoted: https://lintvkxan.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/megan-hoelting.jpg?w=650 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/hoelting.jpg Current pic, I would have pressed charges too Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... She has a cro-magnon bone structure  |
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Here's a better link with a few more details and a copy of the dismissal. No details on why it was dismissed, but there's a blip about how she confessed to at least the burglary. I know, I know, who gives a shit, right?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/no-indictment-for-megan-hoelting-908723 |
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https://lintvkxan.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/megan-hoelting.jpg?w=650 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/hoelting.jpg Current pic, I would have pressed charges too She has that Natural Born Killers look. |
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Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... Quoted:
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https://lintvkxan.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/megan-hoelting.jpg?w=650 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/hoelting.jpg Current pic, I would have pressed charges too Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... I would bet you anything that's exactly how she looked when she broke into a dudes house half naked to slobber his Wang shortly after being arrested multiple times in a week or so. |
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Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... Quoted:
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https://lintvkxan.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/megan-hoelting.jpg?w=650 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/hoelting.jpg Current pic, I would have pressed charges too Pfft, I arrested one of the St Paul Winter Carnival girls once for being a fucking idiot. She's outrageously hot but her mugshots looked like someone dipped a rabid squirrel into a vat of motor oil and tried to blow dry it with a leaf blower... Turbo guy , you Sir are a wordsmith I'm gonna chuckle about your description for a long time . gd  .
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