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12/31/2011 8:16:22 AM EDT
I'm 41 years old, and I popped my cherry this morning.  Never done anything like that before, learned a few things and thought I'd share.



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Yeah, I know.  Big deal, right?  I mean it's just a squirrel, but it's the first thing bigger than a fly that I've killed on purpose.

So I grew up in the burbs, and didn't (still don't) know anybody that hunts.  I got it into my head that I was going start hunting, took the hunter's ed class and got my first hunting license three weeks ago.  Finally on my fifth outing, I got that little guy and I learned a few things I wasn't expecting at all:

1.  The little twinge of guilt as I watched that little guy rattled out his last breath.  I told him I was sorry, and then closed his eyes so he'd stop staring at me.

2.  He was pretty toasty warm when I picked him up.  I don't know what I was expecting really.  I guess it was just a little surprising for a guy whose only experience with dead animals comes from picking them out a of a cold case.

3.  Not nearly as much blood, but far more guts, than I was expecting.

4.  Cleaning an animal for the first time can be little intimidating.  Yes, I read up on cleaning game and watched about dozen youtube videos on cleaning squirrels.  I stood on his tail and yanked on his back legs in order to "remove his pants," but I ended up jerking his tail clean off instead.  I made a mess of it, but I do have some meat (very little) in my fridge that I plan on eating tomorrow.

After I decided to call it a day, I was reflecting on the fact that it seemed like a lot of work for so little reward.  Even so I could barely keep this off of my face.  I can't wait to go back out.

Everyone have a safe and Happy New Year.

12/31/2011 8:18:05 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm glad you achieved your goal.
12/31/2011 8:19:33 AM EDT
[#2]
Ummm........that's a possum you deaded.

12/31/2011 8:19:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Welcome to the top of the food chain.
12/31/2011 8:20:52 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Ummm........that's a possum you deaded.



Whoops, I'm not sure if possum is in season.   How much trouble would that cause?
12/31/2011 8:20:55 AM EDT
[#5]
I bet you will become a serial killer now!

Just kidding.
12/31/2011 8:21:32 AM EDT
[#6]
Mmmmm.  I love squirrel hunting.  Perfect excuse to be out in the woods, whether you shoot anything or not.  Plus, the season spans such a long stretch that you get a chance to enjoy different seasons in the woods; from when the leaves are still on the trees, through when they're changing colors through the snowy season.  

Tasty critters, too!
12/31/2011 8:22:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ummm........that's a possum you deaded.



Whoops, I'm not sure if possum is in season.   How much trouble would that cause?


Better have a fur taker permit!  
12/31/2011 8:23:09 AM EDT
[#8]
I feel you. I am 30 and was a suburban-hell-raised kid. Now, here in WV, I am trying to get out and hunt and do the outdoors stuff. Haven't killed a deer yet, but they are out there. I won't feel guilty about it, either as I have had deer meat many times and it sure is tastey. I know I am gonna twinge when I gut one for the first time, but its all life experiences.
12/31/2011 8:24:16 AM EDT
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12/31/2011 8:25:20 AM EDT
[#10]
As I'm sitting here, I realized another.  A walk through the woods when your hunting is really different.

I never knew I was so loud.  I never realized how much dead leaves rattling in the wind sounded like squirrels cutting, or how loud a squirrel can sound bounding through the undergrowth.

A whole perspective on the outdoors for me.
12/31/2011 8:25:39 AM EDT
[#11]
why did you shoot my cat?  
12/31/2011 8:26:44 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ummm........that's a possum you deaded.



Whoops, I'm not sure if possum is in season.   How much trouble would that cause?


Dept. of Interior Secretary Ken Salazar might show up at your house to give you a lecture!!!!




12/31/2011 8:28:23 AM EDT
[#13]
Split and parboil for 5 minutes.
Using Shake-n-bake (BBQ flavor), follow directions for cooking on a shallow pan in the oven.


Enjoy!
12/31/2011 8:31:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Nice job!
12/31/2011 8:32:08 AM EDT
[#15]
fry'em up, serve with some fries
12/31/2011 8:32:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I feel you. I am 30 and was a suburban-hell-raised kid. Now, here in WV, I am trying to get out and hunt and do the outdoors stuff. Haven't killed a deer yet, but they are out there. I won't feel guilty about it, either as I have had deer meat many times and it sure is tastey. I know I am gonna twinge when I gut one for the first time, but its all life experiences.


I think it would be helpful to have an experienced hunting partner for a number of reasons.  

First, the hunting the animal down part.  Growing up in the burbs, there's deer and squirrel all over the damn place.  Take a gun into the woods, and I think they understand your intentions, and run off and hide.  

Second, the cleaning them up part.  That was different.  When I started, a little self doubt kicked in before I thought "Bullshit, you big sissy.  You killed it, you eat it."  Cut him up, bagged him up and left with him.  Still felt a little wrong to leave his head, feet and tail in the woods though.

Book learning is great, but nothing trumps experience.
12/31/2011 8:34:11 AM EDT
[#17]
Squirrels don't forgive...

They get revenge. His friends and family will invade. Then when you least expect it, yep, zombie squirrels.
12/31/2011 4:58:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Looks like a neighbor is missing a cat now.  








Just kidding!  
12/31/2011 5:08:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Way to go! I love hunting, and fishing. BTW, squirrel is good eatin!
12/31/2011 5:10:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Where in OH?