Posted: 8/6/2009 8:29:21 PM EDT
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I've been on several other forums, and there's usually a newbs section to post this sort of thing. Didn't see one so I'll post it here. Mods, please move this to the correct forum if this is not it.
Any way, my name is Aaron, I'm 36, and I'm from Jacksonville Florida. I'm a former U.S. Marine, I served with 3rd Battalion 8th Marines as a 2531 (field radio operator) from '92 - '96. I now work as a Bail Bond Agent here in Jacksonville. I've been married for eight years, and have three daughters, ages 5, 3, and 1 month. Although I don't have a HUGE collection of weapons, I do own three AR-15s and several other firearms. I've actually been lurking here on the forums for the last couple of years (which has been very helpful in my last two builds), and I finally decided to go ahead and join up. I plan on getting the paid membership here shortly, so I can have all the bells and whistles, a.k.a. avatar pic, search function, etc...... LOL!!! |
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Hello and allow myself to introduce...myself. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. |
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There's a forum just for these called "Team AR15.com". 
Welcome Roger That. I never did too much lurking outside the AR-15 section. Thanks Quoted:
Welcome Devil Dog and fellow 2531! 
(85-91) Thanks, and Semper Fi' Teufelhunden. Quoted:
I didn't think there was any such thing as a "former US Marine"........ I't's the difference between "Former" (no longer in active service) and "Ex-" (got your ass kicked out). Otherwise, yeah you're right, "Once a Marine, always a Marine", "Semper Fi' 'til I die". |
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Hello and allow myself to introduce...myself. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlesslyself-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsyand a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old Frenchprostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, hewould drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the questionmark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort ofgeneral malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Mychildhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the springwe'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bagand beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I receivedmy first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilmaritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shornscrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. 
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I've been on several other forums, and there's usually a newbs section to post this sort of thing. Didn't see one so I'll post it here. Mods, please move this to the correct forum if this is not it. Any way, my name is Aaron, I'm 36, and I'm from Jacksonville Florida. I'm a former U.S. Marine, I served with 3rd Battalion 8th Marines as a 2531 (field radio operator) from '92 - '96. I now work as a Bail Bond Agent here in Jacksonville. I've been married for eight years, and have three daughters, ages 5, 3, and 1 month. Although I don't have a HUGE collection of weapons, I do own three AR-15s and several other firearms. I've actually been lurking here on the forums for the last couple of years (which has been very helpful in my last two builds), and I finally decided to go ahead and join up. I plan on getting the paid membership here shortly, so I can have all the bells and whistles, a.k.a. avatar pic, search function, etc...... LOL!!! Welcome Yut Yut I will give you the same advice the local deputies give the new guys getting booked into jail "Behave yourself, and don't make too many friends in here" 
0341 I am trouble avoid me in any naughty thread, firefights, and situations where manners are encouraged I draw fire such is my lot in life |
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I've been on several other forums, and there's usually a newbs section to post this sort of thing. Didn't see one so I'll post it here. Mods, please move this to the correct forum if this is not it. Any way, my name is Aaron, I'm 36, and I'm from Jacksonville Florida. I'm a former U.S. Marine, I served with 3rd Battalion 8th Marines as a 2531 (field radio operator) from '92 - '96. I now work as a Bail Bond Agent here in Jacksonville. I've been married for eight years, and have three daughters, ages 5, 3, and 1 month. Although I don't have a HUGE collection of weapons, I do own three AR-15s and several other firearms. I've actually been lurking here on the forums for the last couple of years (which has been very helpful in my last two builds), and I finally decided to go ahead and join up. I plan on getting the paid membership here shortly, so I can have all the bells and whistles, a.k.a. avatar pic, search function, etc...... LOL!!! We floated together, what boat were you on? |
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Quoted: Hello and allow myself to introduce...myself. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlesslyself-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsyand a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old Frenchprostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, hewould drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the questionmark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort ofgeneral malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Mychildhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the springwe'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bagand beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I receivedmy first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilmaritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shornscrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Dr Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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We floated together, what boat were you on? In '93 I was on the USS Ponce in the Med, I was on the USS Saipan in '94 in the Caribbean, and then in '95 I was on the USS Kearsarge in the Med. Quoted:
Semper Fi, and welcome, from yet another 2531; 91-95, 7th MTBN at Pendleton! Awesome!! Semper Fi' |
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Quoted: I've been on several other forums, and there's usually a newbs section to post this sort of thing. Didn't see one so I'll post it here. Mods, please move this to the correct forum if this is not it. Any way, my name is Aaron, I'm 36, and I'm from Jacksonville Florida. I'm a former U.S. Marine, I served with 3rd Battalion 8th Marines as a 2531 (field radio operator) from '92 - '96. I now work as a Bail Bond Agent here in Jacksonville. I've been married for eight years, and have three daughters, ages 5, 3, and 1 month. Although I don't have a HUGE collection of weapons, I do own three AR-15s and several other firearms. I've actually been lurking here on the forums for the last couple of years (which has been very helpful in my last two builds), and I finally decided to go ahead and join up. I plan on getting the paid membership here shortly, so I can have all the bells and whistles, a.k.a. avatar pic, search function, etc...... LOL!!! Who did you vote for? |
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In '93 I was on the USS Ponce in the Med, I was on the USS Saipan in '94 in the Caribbean, and then in '95 I was on the USS Kearsarge in the Med. In '93 I was on the USS Ponce in the Med, I was on the USS Saipan in '94 in the Caribbean, and then in '95 I was on the USS Kearsarge in the Med. Yup, we floated together...I was a 2531 in S6 with the CE of the MEU. |
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Yup, we floated together...I was a 2531 in S6 with the CE of the MEU. Awesome!! I forgot to mention, that I was on the T.R.A.P. mission to get Air Force pilot Scott "Basher52" O'grady out of Bosnia during the '95 float. I was one of two R.T.O.s with the forward air control team. |
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Yup, we floated together...I was a 2531 in S6 with the CE of the MEU. Awesome!! I forgot to mention, that I was on the T.R.A.P. mission to get Air Force pilot Scott "Basher52" O'grady out of Bosnia during the '95 float. I was one of two R.T.O.s with the forward air control team. all I did was TRAP, nothing like hurry up and wait on the hanger deck, huh? I had the satcom...we got an Italian the float before..I flaoted 2-91,2-92, 2-93 and 2-94 before lat moving to the 130's...got sick of the boats 2 years cutting squares and driking in Rota was enough. So then I flew to Rota to drink 
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Hello and allow myself to introduce...myself. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlesslyself-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsyand a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old Frenchprostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, hewould drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the questionmark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort ofgeneral malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Mychildhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the springwe'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bagand beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I receivedmy first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilmaritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shornscrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Austin Powers FTMFW That's an awesome monologue from Dr. Evil. |
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"field radio operator"
Holy fuck!
Every Marine is a rifleman, you could pick off guys at a distance, and you're on the radio as well!?
The guy next to you has a M203, so what? You call in and direct big ass plans to fuck up shit!
ETA: OHHHH, I ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! OOOPS. 
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