A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott.
It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not.



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Bent well yet?

Chipotle.

.          ---Jack, 2002

the one thats bleeding was shot!

Ummm... So... What kind of pistol did Schott use, and is the D.A. prosecuting him?

Cheers,
Chris

Now that's FUNNY!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

When you're dancing with your Honey,
and your nose is kind of runny,
you may think it's kind of funny,
but it's not.

Cheers,
Chris