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4/19/2010 9:36:35 AM EDT
I work in an office full of women.  One of the younger girls got engaged over the weekend.  The constant oohing and aahing by all the other women is going to drive me nuts.



I have now heard how the proposal happened at least a half dozen times.  And to make it worse, it is the girls birthday as well.



I have my office door closed and I can still hear them.



Help!!
4/19/2010 9:37:33 AM EDT
[#1]
Quit being a party pooper, get out there and join in on the happiness of others or at least try schlong half the women.
4/19/2010 9:37:38 AM EDT
[#2]
And that's why I'm not allowed to bring the Taser to work anymore.
4/19/2010 9:38:48 AM EDT
[#3]
You have it good if that's the worst of your problems...
4/19/2010 9:39:24 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
And that's why I'm not allowed to bring the Taser to work anymore.


HOLY SHIT LOL!!!!!!!!!! I know you didn't, right?

4/19/2010 9:39:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Did her fiancee go to Jared?

4/19/2010 9:39:59 AM EDT
[#6]
Most successful people learn, quickly, that acting like you are interested in whatever 90% of the population is talking about can be rewarding.





The rest of us surf ARFCOM.
4/19/2010 9:40:03 AM EDT
[#7]
Remind them that half of all marriages end in divorce...
4/19/2010 9:40:47 AM EDT
[#8]
My Shure SE420s and Rush make the midday doable (the Conservative Pundit, not the band from up North).
4/19/2010 9:41:18 AM EDT
[#9]
ask them who they think he will end up screwing at the bachelor party

the stripper or the best man?
4/19/2010 9:41:29 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


Did her fiancee go to Jared?






No.  He went to Thornton and Sons and bought her a 2 caret, princess cut in a platinum setting.  Size 7.



I've heard it all morning.



 
4/19/2010 9:42:00 AM EDT
[#11]
put on a pink shirt and have at it ,I work in a workshop and you do not want to hear the things they talk about




o and pics

4/19/2010 9:42:43 AM EDT
[#12]
You should test her commitment to her new fiance. Alcohol optional.
4/19/2010 9:43:37 AM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


You should test her commitment to her new fiance. Alcohol optional.


I don't know why, but my wife tends to frown upon such experimentation on my part.




 
4/19/2010 9:47:15 AM EDT
[#14]
Dude  vacate the AO.  It's not safe.
4/19/2010 9:48:58 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Did her fiancee go to Jared?






No.  He went to Thornton and Sons and bought her a 2 caret, princess cut in a platinum setting.  Size 7.



I've heard it all morning.

 


Well that sounds detailed enough for me.  Good luck.



 
4/19/2010 9:50:38 AM EDT
[#16]
Announce to the office that you are taking bets on when they will divorce. That should go over well.
4/19/2010 9:50:52 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Most successful people learn, quickly, that acting like you are interested in whatever 90% of the population is talking about can be rewarding.





The rest of us surf ARFCOM.


Epic analysis.



 
4/19/2010 9:52:23 AM EDT
[#18]
Show everybody the new gun you just got.....
4/19/2010 9:54:24 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
You have it good if that's the worst of your problems...


+1.  You have an office full of women and you need help with this?  How long have you been working there??
4/19/2010 9:56:59 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You have it good if that's the worst of your problems...




+1.  You have an office full of women and you need help with this?  How long have you been working there??


Three years.  



And no, this definitely is not the worst of my problems.  



 
4/19/2010 10:19:05 AM EDT
[#21]
Did he go to Jared?
4/19/2010 10:19:36 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Did he go to Jared?


Gag him, Bailiff!
4/19/2010 10:22:42 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Did he go to Jared?


you're too late to this thread
4/19/2010 10:26:23 AM EDT
[#24]
Start talking about bachelor parties and strippers.
4/19/2010 10:31:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Pull the fire alarm,then run.
4/19/2010 10:36:24 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Did he go to Jared?


Gag him, Bailiff!


whoops!
4/19/2010 10:38:02 AM EDT
[#27]
Two words: penis ring


Ask them if they want to see it.
4/19/2010 10:39:09 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
You have it good if that's the worst of your problems...



"Luxury! Pure Luxury!"



4/19/2010 10:41:57 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You should test her commitment to her new fiance. Alcohol optional.

I don't know why, but my wife tends to frown upon such experimentation on my part.
 

let one of us lonely singles experiment.  new thread "FU VACADUCK MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME WITH ANOTHER 6'4" 240LB ARFCOMER WITH 12" PENIS AND MILLION DOLLARS"

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4/19/2010 10:42:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Yup, and guys never talk about deer hunting or fishing, or how drunk they got last weekend.............
4/19/2010 10:43:15 AM EDT
[#31]
i work with 90 women , 90! .   They are mostly hotties too , but within the last 2 months  9 or 10 of them got preggo and it was like a wildfire spreading.
4/19/2010 10:43:44 AM EDT
[#32]
Wait till they start getting preggo! The last year at my last job I had to endure that hell. One girl who worked there got pregnant, then shortly after...the new managers wife did as well which pretty much meant he did too as she was completley incompetent. We were a small business so it was not uncommon for both the girl at work to call in "sick" (total drama llama!) and the manager (cuz his wife cant breath without him having to tell her how to do it. see also: useless). It really ticked alot of people off as the already heavy work load had to be further redistributed.

Both women milked it for all it was worth. If the one I worked with didnt feel like doing something...that was her excuse. That sealed the deal for me. A few months after both gave birth I turned in my 2 weeks. Ive never run across a bigger group of whiners.
4/19/2010 10:47:41 AM EDT
[#33]
I and my friends are in the mid 20's range and that is when it seems most people start getting serious about relationship and getting married.  I know what you are talking about, women go nuts over someone getting engaged or married.  Heck, you can just look at their facebook page, there will be about 20-30 comments and all from women...  When one of my guy friends gets engaged and he mentions it, usually it is a 30 second conversation and that is it.