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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:20:34 AM EDT
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So who am I? Book Mark My Page! There will be updates... I'm a never-married 38-year-old, very monogamous I am well off and I learned a long time ago that money will not buy you happiness. I think that I am a better friend to women than I a men. I am a closet Oprah fan. I think she should be shown in school classrooms to children A lost soul [50] |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:32:41 AM EDT
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He's sure to get the girls! [rolleyes]
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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:35:12 AM EDT
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Well it sure as hell aint Dungess!
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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:41:06 AM EDT
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[url]www.10k4awife.com[/url]
Make it live![IMG]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/aahmed/biggrin.gif[/IMG] This guy needs all the help he can get![whacko] |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:58:54 AM EDT
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The guy is probably severely p. whipped. What a brilliant idea. If I can get it by the wife I'm gonna purchase the domain 10k4ababe.com. Add a Def Leppard .wav file, some pictures of a 'Vette, and I'm in businesse. Of course, I'd ruin the whole thing if I put a picture of myself on the site. [rolleyes]
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Posted: 2/9/2002 6:01:30 AM EDT
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enough money = M1A Springfield = satcong's happiness.
Therefore, money = rifles = happiness |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 6:42:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: enough money = M1A Springfield = satcong's happiness. Therefore, money = rifles = happiness [:(] hmmm, I must not have enough rifles or som'thin.. I have an M1A and I'm not "happy" yet.. wth?? |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 11:57:06 AM EDT
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So who am I? Book Mark My Page! There will be updates... I'm a never-married 38-year-old, very monogamous I am well off and I learned a long time ago that money will not buy you happiness. I think that I am a better friend to women than I a men. I am a closet Oprah fan. I think she should be shown in school classrooms to children To quote Bill Murray in "Ghost Busters".. "This man has no dick!" |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:02:53 PM EDT
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OK, the obvious: How, Slater, did you happen to find that? Hmm.....[;D]
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:21:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: money will not buy you happiness. Ya right. Money would buy me all kinds of happiness. |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:27:18 PM EDT
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Money may not buy happiness, but it rents a better class of misery.
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:27:28 PM EDT
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Ok, so the goofball sez
money will not buy you happiness hmmm.... |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:37:33 PM EDT
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Does this guy think women will be attracted to him because he likes women as friends, loves Oprah, is loyal and nice?
This guy understands what women want even less than I do. |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:37:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Money may not buy happiness, but it rents a better class of misery. I love that quote. Is that yours? Can I borrow it? |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:41:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: I love that quote. Is that yours? Can I borrow it? Nah, not mine... Don't remember where I got it. Maybe Rodney Dangerfield. Anyway it's public domain, enjoy! |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 12:46:30 PM EDT
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So he's offering 10k for a wife and $100 for his missing cat. I say the cat RAN AWAY to get away from that moron.
Here's what he wants: "You should be a very attractive, trim brunette or dark blonde. (for some reason I'm NOT attracted to blondes). NON SMOKER, 24-35, 5'4"- 6.0", 110-140 lbs. weight proportionate to height. Please respect the fact that I know what type of build I'm attracted to and wish it was not so restricted. I did not choose this perception, it's just what came about within me. At least I'm being honest with myself and you!" Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a 6' tall woman at 140# unhealthly thin? |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 2:22:02 PM EDT
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This topic was originally at Tanknet's "Free Fire" forum. Thought it was worth a couple yuks.
Don't recall who the originator was, or where he found it. |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 3:53:06 PM EDT
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10K? This guy's a loser and he's cheap. That's the hilarious part. 10K can't even buy a decent car. I'm about as clueless as you can get when it comes to women, and this guy is 100 times more clueless than me, it just proves that the set of losers is unbounded.
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Posted: 2/9/2002 4:39:38 PM EDT
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Lost would be the correct word for this man. Saying money cannot buy happiness only shows that you know nothing of what money is. It also shows that you yourself are so morally bankrupt that you DON'T have the ability to be happy. I have to go pee.
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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:49:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: OK, the obvious: How, Slater, did you happen to find that? Hmm.....[;D] Among other places, it's been mentioned in the Wall Street Journal's [url]http://www.opinionjournal.com/[/url] Best of the Web on both Wednesday and Thursday. . . . BTW, on [url=http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=95001833]Thursday[/url], they recommended that he try hooking up with this chick: [url]http://www.maryromantic.com/[/url] ABTW, here's a [url=http://www.maryromantic.com/needs.htm]summary[/url] of what this Mary bimbo wants. Truly a nauseating read; any man who would go for her truly has no dick. |
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Posted: 2/9/2002 5:55:54 PM EDT
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Hey I am a closet Oprah fan too, any time I hear her damn voice I run like hell to the closet or anywhere else I can hide!!
[beer] |
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