Posted: 7/26/2008 6:29:56 AM EDT
|
Here is a story of a local drug bust can anyone tell me whats wrong woth this report? RICHLAND, Wash.-- Richland Police say they found nearly 500 rounds of ammunition in a house. 37-year-old Alfonso Ferrer was at 1411 Roberdeau Street, in Richland. Police say Ferrer is a drug dealer and gang member. They also found an AK 47 and a smaller machine gun. Two of the magazines were fully loaded. "So essentially this individual could have had a stand off with either other drug dealers or law enforcement officers," said Captain Mike Cobb, with the Richland Police Department. Police also found marijuana and drug scales at the house. Ferrer was arrested for investigation of drug distribution and for being a felon in possession of guns. the so called machine gun was a simi auto Tec-9 |
|
Hmm . . . no drugs were found, but the scales constitute intent to distribute the drugs he doesn't have, and therefore he's a felon for owning otherwise legal guns. Oh yeah, and his guns constitute intent to have a standoff with police, too. EDIT: Wait, that's unclear. Is that marijuana scales and drug scales, or marijuana plant, AND drug scales? |
DOMESTIC TERRORIST WITH MILITARY-SIZED ARSENAL ARRESTED A local man was arrested today after an anonymous tip by the next-door neighbor led police to the home of Typical Arfcommer. Upon forcibly entering the home, police found what was described by deputy Fife as "enough weapons and ammunition to arm several dozen domestic terrorists." Among the weapons found were baby killers, street sweepers, bullet hoses, ceramic Glocks that can't be detected by metal detectors, assault rifles, semi-automatic machineguns, fifty-caliber rifles that can shoot down a 747, saturday night specials and sniper rifles, as well as several thousand rounds of armor-piercing ammunition. Also found were bomb-making material, including gunpowder, measuring devices and metal shells. The man's computer was searched, and it immediately became clear that he was a member of a domestic terrorist organization known as "AR-15.com," which advocates voting from the rooftops and bringing peace through superior firepower. "It's a good thing the neighbor tipped us off," said police chief Wiggum, "we probably saved hundreds of lives today. No one needs that many guns. He was clearly planning on a massive terrorist attack, probably on a school where innocent little children learn every day." When the police entered the home, the man was seen cleaning a black military-style semi-auto machinegun with a flash hider that allows the shooter to become invisible and a collapsible stock which allows the shooter to hide the rifle in their pocket. "Clearly," said Chief Wiggum, "he was cleaning the weapon so that it would operate well for his upcoming baby-killing spree." |
Reads to me like they found pot & drug scales................ Also, he was previously a convicted felon, otherwise he wouldn't be a felon, would he? It amazes me how badly a reporter can fuck up a simple story these days. They would fuck up a two-car funeral.................... 
|
 
|
 thanks for the laugh .you should be a reporter.
|