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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:40:20 AM EDT
To my Arfcom associates:

Just to give you the heads up that I am seriously considering completing
the following document and keeping it with my important documents.  I'll
keep you posted.






Subject: New living will form



                         New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body; do not Wish
to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.  Under no
Circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians
who Couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or
Lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.  If a
reasonable Amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:
_____Glass of wine/Beer
_____Margarita
_____Martini
_____Steak and baked potato
_____Chicken fried steak and cream gravy
_____Mexican food
_____Hamburger and fries
_____Pizza
_____The remote control
_____Bowl of ice cream
_____Double Espresso
_____Chocolate
_____Sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
Determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
Attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.


Rick
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:49:22 AM EDT
[#1]
DNRs are nothing to joke about. If the EMTs find one for you they WILL take it seriously. Make sure thats really what you want in terms of not having anything done to save your life.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 7:46:50 PM EDT
[#2]
Humor, maybe too subtle.
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