Posted: 4/11/2005 1:36:05 PM EDT
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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy .. ... you just hoped nobody ever found out |