Posted: 3/4/2005 5:09:59 PM EDT
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Why do people feel they need to lie? I had a friend over the other day and saw my kid playing on this wooden rocking horse "bi-plane" He says "Hey my son has the same exact plane" I told him, "No he doesnt" He says "Sure he does... same exact one Im tellin ya" ... "Really? because as far as I know my dad only built one and that one is it" WTF? |
Good question. I can't stand being lied to. |
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Here is an interesting moral situation concerning lying: You meet this wonderful girl. She spends eight hours cooking you a very special meal. The sad truth is, she is a horrible cook. She asks you if you like the food. What do you tell her? The truth will hurt her feelings and may even make her cry. How do you answer her question? |
) with apologies to ETH and Roy D. Mercer
Dude... The answer to that question is obvious. If you care about her feelings, you tell her it was the best meal you ever had. Life is too short. |
Shove it in your mouth and ask for more. Repeat until she is satisfied and shuts up. She thinks you like it and you avoid the question. |
Well, if you take that approach, and end up marrying her, you end up with a life of sneaking fast food on the way home, and trying to swallow her inedible concoctions for the next 30-40 years. |
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Maybe your friend was simply mistaken? I can sorta understand losers who claim to be ex-Navy Seals - I can’t quite see some guy lying about having a particular type of rocking horse! And more importantly, why am I even posting this? I guess it’s a slow Friday evening.  |
Yep. That's how it works. I got that t-shirt. 
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: So you are angry with your father for lying about building the rocking horse? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Must Be......... |
Nope. Dad has an incredible mind for building thigs out of wood. there are things he thought of and built that if I were to say what they were, someone could run with it and make a fortune. I told my dad this and he is like "Eh, I just build it for the house" The man is talented. |
Since when did you spawn?
This comes from a guy who has been in the same business as I am... difference is I have a 15 year head start on him. "SUPPOSEDLY" he gets an offer from female customers every week to screw his brains out and give him the WILDEST sex he could ever have. Now in the 18 years I've been doing this I have only been propositioned ONCE!... C'mon... I'm not THAT ugly... AND I HAVE PROOF I am not that ugly... you should see the hottie I married  ETA: It wasnt until he married this woman who makes a contest out of EVERYTHING when he started with the old "I have that too.... or I've dont THAT before.... and better!!!" |
Rule No.1: Its not a lie if theres pie for dessert... |
Depends on two factors: Size of her boobs and is she puttin out. 
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Depends on whats for desert  Is pie being served ?
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OK what is going on here?? You are a married woman and to run to aid a single man... I think I need to have a sit down with your hubby there.... Ho hum... printed and saved.
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