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Posted: Yesterday 12:48:28 PM EDT
| "Yodeling groceries." Means yakking. Barfing. |
87% of the time, any question starting with "Why..." is answered with "Money."
“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”--Marcus Aurelius
"...and if you can't wait for dawn you can always light a fire."
“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”--Marcus Aurelius
"...and if you can't wait for dawn you can always light a fire."
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Dunno about euphemism  but I learned a contraction years ago that I use constantly to this dayShiggles Contraction of shits & giggles "Just for shiggles, let's see what happens if I set it on fire" ...so on so forth |
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the pin on another grenade...
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Am I going to be the first.... Puke Hurl Barf Toss your cookies Blow chunks Ralph Upchuck Lose your lunch Pray to the porcelain god Spew Technicolor yawn Call Earl on the big white phone Heave Yak Boot Chunder Refund your meal Blow groceries Spill your guts Toss the biscuits Ride the rainbow Blow a gasket Launch the lunch Unload the groceries Do the Technicolor burp Pavement pizza Chunky surprise Reverse eat Purge Feed the fish Toss the tacos Make a food fountain Gargle gravy Taste it twice Send it back to the chef Paint the pavement Let it fly Make a deposit in the porcelain bank Revisit breakfast/lunch/dinner Paint the town (with stomach contents) Drive the porcelain bus Heave ho Blow the hatch Pavement puree Perform the protein spill Let the dogs out Tummy evacuation Sing the food blues Go for the gut-wrench Gag party Blow the groceries Shout at your shoes Belly eruption Empty the tank Projectile pasta Blow your belly Gut grenade Unload the freight Rainbow road Do the digestive download Fire the food cannon Purge the pantry Blow the ballast Spill the soup Cleanse the system Liquidate assets Hurl the hash Send a food rocket Spill the snacks Churn and burn Do the digestive disco Yodel in the porcelain canyon Paint the porcelain Make a technicolor tidal wave Blow your top Gutsplosion Serve a stomach smoothie Feed the sewer system The food farewell Empty the buffet |
"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition" - Rudyard Kipling
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Originally Posted By FRT: Foreign guy at work says he's going to ejaculate his stomach. I think he means evacuate, but I don't correct him.
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flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof."
flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof."
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Oh man, I was so drunk I came home and blew chunks. The problem is, Chunks is my dog. |
The Second Amendment: Preserving our right to petition the government - with malice.
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."
Virginia Is For Loners (™)
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."
Virginia Is For Loners (™)
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Originally Posted By xanadu: Am I going to be the first.... Puke Hurl Barf Toss your cookies Blow chunks Ralph Upchuck Lose your lunch Pray to the porcelain god Spew Technicolor yawn Call Earl on the big white phone Heave Yak Boot Chunder Refund your meal Blow groceries Spill your guts Toss the biscuits Ride the rainbow Blow a gasket Launch the lunch Unload the groceries Do the Technicolor burp Pavement pizza Chunky surprise Reverse eat Purge Feed the fish Toss the tacos Make a food fountain Gargle gravy Taste it twice Send it back to the chef Paint the pavement Let it fly Make a deposit in the porcelain bank Revisit breakfast/lunch/dinner Paint the town (with stomach contents) Drive the porcelain bus Heave ho Blow the hatch Pavement puree Perform the protein spill Let the dogs out Tummy evacuation Sing the food blues Go for the gut-wrench Gag party Blow the groceries Shout at your shoes Belly eruption Empty the tank Projectile pasta Blow your belly Gut grenade Unload the freight Rainbow road Do the digestive download Fire the food cannon Purge the pantry Blow the ballast Spill the soup Cleanse the system Liquidate assets Hurl the hash Send a food rocket Spill the snacks Churn and burn Do the digestive disco Yodel in the porcelain canyon Paint the porcelain Make a technicolor tidal wave Blow your top Gutsplosion Serve a stomach smoothie Feed the sewer system The food farewell Empty the buffet
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