Posted: 1/20/2005 3:13:03 AM EDT
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A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Roger is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your asshole is for." |
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Not bad... try this one on: A tourist goes to Vegas. First night he wins $500 and decides to go out and find a hooker. So he does. "How much for a blow job?" he asks. "$200." comes the answer. "$200 for a blow job? Isn't that a little high?" Hooker says, "You see that Rolls Royce over there? I own that Rolls, 'cause I've got the best mouth in Vegas." So he pays... And he's not disappointed. The second night the guy wins $1000 and decides to find the same hooker. "Tonight I'd like it Greek." "$500." "$500??!!" "You see that Penthouse up there? I own that Penthouse, 'cause I've got the best ass in Vegas." So he pays... And he's not disappointed. Third night the tourist wins $10,000 and runs out to find the same hooker. "Tonight, I think I'd just like to have a little pussy." Hooker says, "You see that shopping center over there?" The tourist is shocked, "Don't tell me you own that too!" Hooker says, "No, but I would... If I had a pussy." |
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Three gay guys are at a funeral for one of their friends. The first guy says "If my lover died, I'd scatter his ashes in the park where we met" The second guy says "If my lover died, I scatter his ashes in the sea where we used to sail" The third guy says "If my lover died, I'd take his ashes and add them to a big bowl of chili and eat it" The other guys say "Why would you do that ???" The third guy says "So he could burn my ass up one last time" |