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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:36:42 PM EDT
I don't usually post them but this one is funny.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only
one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It
had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:38:23 PM EDT
That's bad!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 11:39:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 12:14:17 AM EDT
That's worth passing along........
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 12:19:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ecgRN:
That's worth passing along........


That story is at least two years old.

But as it has been a while since it graced Arfcom (Pre-Ban and Full-Auto were still around at the time. And it may have first appeard on Full-Auto), you are excused.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 12:22:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 12:28:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:59:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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