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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:21:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:23:42 PM EDT

[#1]

challenge him to a duel

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:24:05 PM EDT

[#2]

pictures of janitor are not loading

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:24:31 PM EDT

[#3]

Feeble attempt at drama. No pool party....

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:24:48 PM EDT

[#4]

That's how it starts

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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:25:19 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:25:41 PM EDT

[#6]

hell i would give her the whole thing

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:26:12 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

That's how it starts

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Janitor gave wife Twix. wife gave Twix to fat co worker.

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:27:20 PM EDT

[#8]

Man, you married up-as did I.

And you can tell your wife I said that too

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Posted: 9/6/2012 5:27:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That's how it starts

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Janitor gave wife Twix. wife gave Twix to fat co worker.

Sounds like a love triangle.

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:27:49 PM EDT

[#10]

So he slipped her his Caramel cookie crunch?

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:27:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Uh Oh....someone is compansating......

ETA, does the janitor have a ponytail also?

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:28:24 PM EDT

[#12]

Damn, she's cute dude!

You did real good, particularly since you look a bit like your avatar.

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:30:36 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm not even gonna tell you where things ended up last time I split a Twix with a chick at work.

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:31:07 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Uh Oh....someone is compansating......

ETA, does the janitor have a ponytail also?

WHO has a ponytail in this story?

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:32:16 PM EDT

[#15]

lesbian janitor

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:36:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:43:32 PM EDT

[#17]

(I kid I kid

)

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:47:15 PM EDT

[#18]

Grow your beard long.
Tangle Twix in your long mountain man beard.
Confront janitor with Twix in beard.

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:50:02 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'm not even gonna tell you where things ended up last time I split a Twix with a chick at work.

HOLYSHIT!!!!1!!!! HOly inappropriate / totally appropriate screen-name, Batman!!!!

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:55:17 PM EDT

[#20]

Its not often someones wife runs off with the janitor.

Posted: 9/6/2012 5:59:26 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Its not often someones wife runs off with the janitor.

That's what they want you to believe!

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:00:19 PM EDT

[#22]

Left or right one?

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:04:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Yep, looks like she's kissing a janitor in that pic.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:07:57 PM EDT

[#24]

we'll look forward to the "Arfcom curse strikes again.... janitor style" thread in a few weeks...

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:09:10 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Uh Oh....someone is compansating......

ETA, does the janitor have a ponytail also?

WHO has a ponytail in this story?

Calm down, it just looks like you have a ponytail in the OP, I guess I was wrong. You must have a little product in your hair

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:09:35 PM EDT

[#26]

The fuck you say, the janitor just gave your wife his dick. dayam !

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:11:15 PM EDT

[#27]

Your wife is a babe.You? Not so much.

Wait.Is that the janitor with her...

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:12:02 PM EDT

[#28]

Now you have to go to her work and piss on the janitor to assert your dominance.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:12:04 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Yep, looks like she's kissing a janitor in that pic.

I am not very pretty I know. But I took her
(not sexually) when I was 15 she was 17. I was in the best shape of my life and she was just a young teenage girl who made bad decisions.

I actually learned to drive a standard car in her car.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:12:47 PM EDT

[#30]

Mrs Reno is a teacher.

Her janitor is better educated than she is. He has his Masters.

You never know what's going on with those guys.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:14:22 PM EDT

[#31]

First its TWIX then it's DICKS

Just kidding. Don't get mad, I just wanted to make a funny.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:16:15 PM EDT

[#32]

It's because of that shirt your wearing...

Nice looking lady

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:18:58 PM EDT

[#33]

My boss's first wife left him for a janitor. She was the superintendent of the school. Just sayin'

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:20:42 PM EDT

[#34]

Does he have a pool

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:20:48 PM EDT

[#35]

Today it's a twix tomorrow it'll be his salami!

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:21:51 PM EDT

[#36]

If you wife leaves you for the janitor...

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:23:00 PM EDT

[#37]

Eject

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:26:26 PM EDT

[#38]

You don't give another man's wife a half of a Twix. This was discussed at great length in Pulp Fiction, iirc.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:29:24 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
You don't give another man's wife a half of a Twix. This was discussed at great length in Pulp Fiction, iirc.

OP doesnt look like a bitch...

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:29:59 PM EDT

[#40]

Is she trying to eat your face? Or did you rub a Twix in your beard to get her attention?

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:32:15 PM EDT

[#41]

What is the age of the janitor?

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:35:29 PM EDT

[#42]

Last time I seen your wife all I got was a Butteredfinger.

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:36:58 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Now you have to go to her work and piss on the janitor to assert your dominance.

This!

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:43:05 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Mrs Reno is a teacher.

Her janitor is better educated than she is. He has his Masters.

You never know what's going on with those guys.

Yep... one of my oldest friends has a Masters from Oxford. He installs burglar alarms for a living. Different strokes...

Posted: 9/6/2012 6:49:37 PM EDT

[#45]

Not guilty.

If he offers her a Baby Ruth you're fucked.

Posted: 9/7/2012 1:55:14 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Its not often someones wife runs off with the janitor.

That's because they keep the husband for the money, and the janitor for the 8" cawk.

Posted: 9/7/2012 2:08:32 AM EDT

[#47]

targettarget never gives me any Twix

Posted: 9/7/2012 3:38:56 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Grow your beard long.

Tangle Twix in your long mountain man beard.

Confront janitor with Twix in beard.

I think he has one behind his ear in the pic.

Looks like the mrs is rooting around for it.

Posted: 9/7/2012 4:07:11 AM EDT

[#49]

Posted: 9/7/2012 5:42:44 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
So he slipped her his Caramel cookie crunch?

...in the broom closet.

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