Posted: 12/30/2010 3:14:00 PM EDT
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"You're gonna tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt" "I'm done talking with you, you understand me? You've read my file. The first thing I'm going to do is take out your right eye, and then I’m gonna move over and take out your left, and then I’m going to cut you. I'm gonna keep cutting you until you give me the information that I need. Do you understand me? So for the last time, where is the nerve gas?" |
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Much like GI Joe, he is a real American Hero. Also, for bonus points in the lightning round, I'm good friends with a former ACLU attorney and he thinks people like Jack Bauer are the real problem and threat to America along with right wingers FAR more than the 'terrorists' Al Qaida. It makes quoting Bauer extra sweet for me.
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"You're gonna tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt" "I'm done talking with you, you understand me? You've read my file. The first thing I'm going to do is take out your right eye, and then I’m gonna move over and take out your left, and then I’m going to cut you. I'm gonna keep cutting you until you give me the information that I need. Do you understand me? So for the last time, where is the nerve gas?" He does have some great one liners, doesn't he. |
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http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/Evil_ATF/Humor/24-ToolsoftheTrade.jpg http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/Evil_ATF/Humor/BauerAction.jpg http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/Evil_ATF/Humor/FieldKitP226.jpg http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/Evil_ATF/Humor/JackCarryYou.jpg http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/Evil_ATF/Humor/Jack_with_an_mp7.jpg Because Glocks would crumble and turn to dust in his mighty hands and his sweat dissolves 1911s. 
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TS_A wouldn't take that crap from Santa. 
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Quoted: The only thing gayer than jack bauer are the people who hang from his nipple rings and brag about stomping all over the constitution. What is a conservative anyway? ;D Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Jack wasn't taking down meth labs or crack heads he was putting foot to ass to prevent Terrorists from killing thousands of people. War not law enforcement. |
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The only thing gayer than jack bauer are the people who hang from his nipple rings and brag about stomping all over the constitution. What is a conservative anyway? ;D Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Actually, there is one thing far gayer than that. People who take themselves too fucking seriously on the internets. 
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Jack Bauer let me down though when he kept Tony from taking his revenge. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FntcCAzuzbY I figured he owed Tony that one. |
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What you all really don't want to know about Jack Bauer is that his grandfather is the father of Canadian Socialism. Jack's grandfather is the biological father of 87% of every one of the damn Canadians that are alive today. Must explain why he was voted the Greatest Canadian, and milk in bags. North America's First Socialist Leader and Keifer's papaw |
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Quoted: Evil, do you have your official CTU USPc 9mm yet? I don't, but I swear to all that's Holy that I will have one someday. I had one, but Wilson killed it while I slept. "Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man." |
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Evil, do you have your official CTU USPc 9mm yet? I don't, but I swear to all that's Holy that I will have one someday. I had one, but Wilson killed it while I slept. "Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man." Was that before or after you sent Wilson to anger management? Jack Bauer played Russin Rhoulette with a glock....and lived. |