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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 10/1/2005 8:58:40 PM EDT
You can't help but notice the late night infomercials selling anything from cleaning products to vaccuums to tools. Why do they always tell you you can keep a portion of the product if you want to return it? What would happen if you returned the entire product including the "free gift" ?

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:59:41 PM EDT
It would cause a tear in the space/time continuum.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:02:11 PM EDT
It's a trap!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:08:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:11:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rara1141:
You can't help but notice the late night infomercials selling anything from cleaning products to vaccuums to tools. Why do they always tell you you can keep a portion of the product if you want to return it? What would happen if you returned the entire product including the "free gift" ?




I'd tell you, but then I'd have to charge you $19.99

Plus shipping and handling.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 9:13:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 9:14:29 PM EDT by TrashHeap]

Originally Posted By kar98k:

Originally Posted By rara1141:
You can't help but notice the late night infomercials selling anything from cleaning products to vaccuums to tools. Why do they always tell you you can keep a portion of the product if you want to return it? What would happen if you returned the entire product including the "free gift" ?




I'd tell you, but then I'd have to charge you $19.99

Plus shipping and handling.






I didn't know you could charge S/H on advice.
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