Posted: 9/10/2009 3:41:22 PM EDT
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What, in your opinion, is going to happen?
We've all heard and read the doomsday prophecies, from Nostradamus to the Mayan calendar ending suddenly on December 21st of that year. All the planets are going to align, and the sun will be in the center of the galaxy. Spooky shit, eh? Maybe the poles will shift, proving catastrophic for all life on earth. Maybe it will be the End of Days told of in the Bible. Maybe nothing will happen at all, just like back in the 1999 when everyone was predicting trouble with the computers. Like death, and the great beyond, I guess we won't know until the time comes. Things That Will (and also some that might) Happen in 2012 433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record is expected to pass by earth in a near miss. On April 17 The United States will cede control of the military of the Republic of Korea after 50 years of control. The Freedom Tower in New York City is scheduled to be finished by 2012 on the site of the World Trade Center. Charles Manson will be eligible for a parole hearing again. According to the 1997 book "The Bible Code" certain algorithms of the Bible code reveal that a meteor, asteroid or comet will collide with the earth. Could this be 433 Eros? The book "The Nostradamus Code" speaks of a series of natural disasters caused by a comet (possibly as above) that will allow the third Antichrist to disperse his troops around the globe under the guise of aid in preparation for a possible nuclear war. |
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Quoted: What, in your opinion, is going to happen? We've all heard and read the doomsday prophecies, from Nostradamus to the Mayan calendar ending suddenly on December 21st of that year. All the planets are going to align, and the sun will be in the center of the galaxy. Spooky shit, eh? Maybe the poles will shift, proving catastrophic for all life on earth. Maybe it will be the End of Days told of in the Bible. Maybe nothing will happen at all, just like back in the 1999 when everyone was predicting trouble with the computers. Like death, and the great beyond, I guess we won't know until the time comes.  There's a giant blackhole at the center of our galaxy. Also, our calendar suddenly ends on December 31st, 2009. http://astrobiology.nasa.gov/ask-an-astrobiologist/question/?id=3093 |
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What, in your opinion, is going to happen? We've all heard and read the doomsday prophecies, from Nostradamus to the Mayan calendar ending suddenly on December 21st of that year. All the planets are going to align, and the sun will be in the center of the galaxy. Spooky shit, eh? Maybe the poles will shift, proving catastrophic for all life on earth. Maybe it will be the End of Days told of in the Bible. Maybe nothing will happen at all, just like back in the 1999 when everyone was predicting trouble with the computers. Like death, and the great beyond, I guess we won't know until the time comes. Things That Will (and also some that might) Happen in 2012 433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record is expected to pass by earth in a near miss. On April 17 The United States will cede control of the military of the Republic of Korea after 50 years of control. The Freedom Tower in New York City is scheduled to be finished by 2012 on the site of the World Trade Center. Charles Manson will be eligible for a parole hearing again. According to the 1997 book "The Bible Code" certain algorithms of the Bible code reveal that a meteor, asteroid or comet will collide with the earth. Could this be 433 Eros? The book "The Nostradamus Code" speaks of a series of natural disasters caused by a comet (possibly as above) that will allow the third Antichrist to disperse his troops around the globe under the guise of aid in preparation for a possible nuclear war. You do know that our solar system is actually located in the outer reaches of the Milky Way Galaxy.... |
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Quoted: Quoted: What, in your opinion, is going to happen? We've all heard and read the doomsday prophecies, from Nostradamus to the Mayan calendar ending suddenly on December 21st of that year. All the planets are going to align, and the sun will be in the center of the galaxy. Spooky shit, eh? Maybe the poles will shift, proving catastrophic for all life on earth. Maybe it will be the End of Days told of in the Bible. Maybe nothing will happen at all, just like back in the 1999 when everyone was predicting trouble with the computers. Like death, and the great beyond, I guess we won't know until the time comes. There's a giant blackhole at the center of our galaxy. Also, our calendar suddenly ends on December 31st, 2009. http://astrobiology.nasa.gov/ask-an-astrobiologist/question/?id=3093 Holy shit.  You're right!! Good thing the sun can't move 30,000 light years in 3 years. 
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I'm beting worse than Y2K. I'm with you on that one! People will be acting batchit crazy up until December 21st. However, I think they might be more worried about the bottomless New Depression they are suffering through. There may even be a huge spike in suicides, but that's ok, because most of those types are libs. |
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Quoted: I've found that most people that kill themselves (for reasons like that) are better off dead anyway. Frankly, we're better off without them, too.Quoted: I'm beting worse than Y2K. I'm with you on that one! People will be acting batchit crazy up until December 21st. However, I think they might be more worried about the bottomless New Depression they are suffering through. There may even be a huge spike in suicides, but that's ok, because most of those types are libs. |
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The reason the Mayan calendar ends in 2012..... is because they ran out of room on the rock they were carving it on. No they lost the rock they used to start a new calendar beginning with 2013 or maybe they were like Mel Brooks in History of the World Pt1 and broke the calendar and just said fuck it, who's going to be here in 2013 anyway? |
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All of the world's calculator's will successfully divide by zero causing the ground to split open as the universe implodes upon itself at the epicenter: Earth. Volcanoes will erupt and instead of lava will be spewing Avril Lavigne albums into the atmosphere, effectively blotting out the sun and sending the world into a freeze as the rivers run pink with boxed wine from Olive Garden which Nancy Pelosi and Richard Simmons will sail down on the bloated back of a dead Jolly Green Giant using dildos as paddles while whistling to the tune of MmmBop.
ETA: The History Channel will also run out of things to talk about. |
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On January 1st, 2013, I'm really going to be enjoying myself, having a laugh at the expense of the religious nuts who thought they'd be ascended to heaven. Why January 1st? Because someone will say that the prophesies are off by a few days here and there due to minor errors in calculation, transcription, or changes from one calendar type to another. All sorts of excuses. I figure that by the first of 2013, being another whole new year, it'll have considerable significance to the crowd of suckers out there. I do think that January 20, 2013 WILL be a major disaster for the Democrats, though. Because it's when our new REPUBLICAN President will be sworn in, to preside over the most strongly Republican Congress anyone has seen in a century or more. CJ |
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My guess........ If the Mayans were still around they would realize their calendar was outdated and make a new one!!!! But that would be too obvious and not ominous enough for the tin foil crowd. the Mayan people are still around, and they dont think anything will happen on 2012 |
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What, in your opinion, is going to happen? We've all heard and read the doomsday prophecies, from Nostradamus to the Mayan calendar ending suddenly on December 21st of that year. All the planets are going to align, and the sun will be in the center of the galaxy. Spooky shit, eh? Maybe the poles will shift, proving catastrophic for all life on earth. Maybe it will be the End of Days told of in the Bible. Maybe nothing will happen at all, just like back in the 1999 when everyone was predicting trouble with the computers. Like death, and the great beyond, I guess we won't know until the time comes. Things That Will (and also some that might) Happen in 2012 433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record is expected to pass by earth in a near miss. On April 17 The United States will cede control of the military of the Republic of Korea after 50 years of control. The Freedom Tower in New York City is scheduled to be finished by 2012 on the site of the World Trade Center. Charles Manson will be eligible for a parole hearing again. According to the 1997 book "The Bible Code" certain algorithms of the Bible code reveal that a meteor, asteroid or comet will collide with the earth. Could this be 433 Eros? The book "The Nostradamus Code" speaks of a series of natural disasters caused by a comet (possibly as above) that will allow the third Antichrist to disperse his troops around the globe under the guise of aid in preparation for a possible nuclear war. You do know that our solar system is actually located in the outer reaches of the Milky Way Galaxy.... Hey, I'm just relaying the things I've heard and read. I'm no study of astronomy, but I thought that one to be off. Maybe they meant something else. Maybe they're just making shit up. 
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The reason the Mayan calendar ends in 2012..... is because they ran out of room on the rock they were carving it on. Right. Or they just got bored and decided to do something else ... like go extinct. It seems they could put together what is considered a remarkably accurate calendar and almanac, yet one in which was incapable of predicting their own demise. 
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The reason the Mayan calendar ends in 2012..... is because they ran out of room on the rock they were carving it on. Right. Or they just got bored and decided to do something else ... like go extinct. It seems they could put together what is considered a remarkably accurate calendar and almanac, yet one in which was incapable of predicting their own demise. They're not extinct. There's still Mayans around. Much the same way there's still Seminoles around. ETA: wikipedia puts the current Mayan population at 7 million. |
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I do think that January 20, 2013 WILL be a major disaster for the Democrats, though. Because it's when our new REPUBLICAN President will be sworn in, to preside over the most strongly Republican Congress anyone has seen in a century or more. CJ So, we'll still be fucked, then? |
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CATNAROK will come to pass. It will be the most awesome thing the world will ever witness.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n216/nasty96/800px-CatnarokPlusFire.jpg 
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