Posted: 11/8/2014 10:12:25 PM EDT
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For a long shift. Let me start by saying my day job is as an aircraft mechanic. I work two nights a week as a rent-a-cop at a golf community. I do this just to have some extra play money and keep the belt from needing to be tightened on those rough months. Tonight i show up early and am sitting in my truck when i look up at the reverse lights in front of me getting closer. I realize i am going to get hit and beep my horn. Doesn't matter. The guy hits my truck. I tell him not to pull guard because i was pretty sure he hooked on to my plow mount. I was right. He pulls forward anyways and proceeds to rip the bumper off of his Mercedes. I get out (can smell the booze from my truck), he gets out and sees the security uniform. He starts laying into me about how it was my fault and he's calling the real police (he definitely emphasized that one). Real police come and he ends up getting a free ride away. Still sitting here laughing when i find out there is an event going on and there should be plenty more drunks to deal with throughout the night.
Tl;dr drunk backs into my truck, fucks his car up, calls cops, gets arrested, more drunks to come |
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For a long shift. Let me start by saying my day job is as an aircraft mechanic. I work two nights a week as a rent-a-cop at a golf community. I do this just to have some extra play money and keep the belt from needing to be tightened on those rough months. Tonight i show up early and am sitting in my truck when i look up at the reverse lights in front of me getting closer. I realize i am going to get hit and beep my horn. Doesn't matter. The guy hits my truck. I tell him not to pull guard because i was pretty sure he hooked on to my plow mount. I was right. He pulls forward anyways and proceeds to rip the bumper off of his Mercedes. I get out (can smell the booze from my truck), he gets out and sees the security uniform. He starts laying into me about how it was my fault and he's calling the real police (he definitely emphasized that one). Real police come and he ends up getting a free ride away. Still sitting here laughing when i find out there is an event going on and there should be plenty more drunks to deal with throughout the night. Tl;dr drunk backs into my truck, fucks his car up, calls cops, gets arrested, more drunks to come Op your neck must be killing you right about now? 
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Op your neck must be killing you right about now? Quoted:
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For a long shift. Let me start by saying my day job is as an aircraft mechanic. I work two nights a week as a rent-a-cop at a golf community. I do this just to have some extra play money and keep the belt from needing to be tightened on those rough months. Tonight i show up early and am sitting in my truck when i look up at the reverse lights in front of me getting closer. I realize i am going to get hit and beep my horn. Doesn't matter. The guy hits my truck. I tell him not to pull guard because i was pretty sure he hooked on to my plow mount. I was right. He pulls forward anyways and proceeds to rip the bumper off of his Mercedes. I get out (can smell the booze from my truck), he gets out and sees the security uniform. He starts laying into me about how it was my fault and he's calling the real police (he definitely emphasized that one). Real police come and he ends up getting a free ride away. Still sitting here laughing when i find out there is an event going on and there should be plenty more drunks to deal with throughout the night. Tl;dr drunk backs into my truck, fucks his car up, calls cops, gets arrested, more drunks to come Op your neck must be killing you right about now? Now that you mention it.... |
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I was just thinking that threads are ranging from shitty, to weak on here tonight. But OP, your thread is both shitty and weak. Good job Oh, and COOL STORY BRO! No one forced you to read it bro. Oh trust me bro, I didn't read the wall-o-text. But with an ambiguous thread title like "In", wtf do you expect? 
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