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AR15.COM
4/20/2012 11:46:18 PM EDT
We post the replies we would like to give to stupid statements but don't.

"Guns kill people!"

"Yes. Yes they do and if I had one now I wouldn't have to strangle your stupid, irritating ass."
4/21/2012 12:59:30 AM EDT
[#1]
"Restaurants make money hand over fist because it's all reheated Sysco garbage"

Yeah. Because we don't have to pay taxes, rent, utilities, payroll, inventory bills, maintenance costs...

"You don't like 0bama because you're a racist!"

No you fucking ignorant fuck. I don't like him because he's a worthless piece of shit hellbent on destroying this country. You're a racist because you voted for him because he is black.

"Don't you think you have enough guns?"

Don't you think you've taken enough breaths?

"Dude, you run a bar?! Can you hook me up with free drinks?"

Dude, you run a dealership? Can you hook me up with a free F-150?

"Why do you need so many bullets?"

Why do you need so many chins?

"Why do you need a machine gun [AR15]?"

To cull the population of people like you.

"Can I borrow your truck to move?"

Can I borrow your girlfriend to fuck?

I have more...

4/21/2012 1:01:08 AM EDT
[#2]
Can I ride your motorcycle?
Can I fuck your wife in the ass?
4/21/2012 1:01:41 AM EDT
[#3]
Why do you need so many chins. That's funny right there.
4/21/2012 1:25:54 AM EDT
[#4]
Buddy of mine on me buying my wife a Rolex - "Why don't you buy ME one too?"



Me - "cuz you don't suck my dick."
4/21/2012 1:28:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Buddy of mine on me buying my wife a Rolex - "Why don't you buy ME one too?"

Me - "cuz you don't suck my dick."


Careful. He might REALLY want a Rolex.