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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:33:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 9:24:19 PM EDT by paenutz]
Only rules are you have to pick up where the last post left off and 20 words or less...
Let the game commence...

ETA: If while posting the story changes Adapt you post to fit.

Once upon a time......
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a group of gun owners decided they had enough..........
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so they packed up thier gear...
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and off they headed to the range...
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for some peaches and snails.
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to shoot a deer
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but on the way, they realized they had forgotten all the alcohol
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 7:36:53 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]
but that was for the best anyway, since they were really practicing for...
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They soon bored of shooting peaches and snails, so they...
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 7:38:34 PM EDT by Cypher214]
beat an armadillo to death with a small stick while shouting obscenities and flailing their arms before...
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..turning around for the alcohol.
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After warming up their marksman skills, they decided to begin their mission . .
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they were once again on their way after procuring 25 cases of beer, 3 16 gallon kegs, 3 cases of wild turkey and a package of beer jerky and pork rhinds

screw the word limit, we're talking necessities here!!!!!!!!!!
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Unfortunately, Tex had chili for breakfast that morning and ...
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the pork rines made girlyman sick and he...
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..couldn't hold his liquor.
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eleventy-nine miles to the nearest wal-mart and misterfloppy was out of ammo...
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When they got to dark walmart parking lot, they saw a mutant zombie wearing a john kerry t-shirt, holding a baseball bat...
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and BURNED the zombies shirt...
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when the zombie was asked if he had any beer he responded in the negative and had to be put down................
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And pissed on his Lifeless body...
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Never really seeing the that the trap was set, the group displayed some remarkable courage to stand and deliver some.....
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 8:13:56 PM EDT by 444slayer]
eulogy for his dirt nap....and they sharted
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in the zombies face, which again woke him from the undead
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and made him even more...
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 8:14:23 PM EDT by 444slayer]
Skerry.
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sharted.

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Than an undead creature of the night but something better left forgotten while wearing beer goggles....
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 8:09:30 PM EDT by CavVet]
was holding 5lbs of Tannerite.
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and a latex buttplug in the other hand, they then decided to have alittle fun with the.......
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 8:14:09 PM EDT by paenutz]
the zommbie so, they cutt off the zombies head and played with its brains.
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Meanwhile the pirates gathered just beyond...
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but lordtrader stayed behind because at this point that zombie was looking damned good to him
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 8:16:54 PM EDT by Knife_Sniper]
the gay pirates jumped out of the bushes and said "Surrender your Booty!"
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but lordtrader pulled out his M16, and mowed them all down.
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 8:20:25 PM EDT by paenutz]
while the other Arfcomers were looking for a black chick in the group for the "booty" ...
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Lordtrader got it on with sweet Kerry Zombie love.
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But he wasn't in Kalifornia, so it was O.K.
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...this action sparked a group buy for 500...
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ArfCom Condoms
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which they proceeded to fill with diesel and toss at.....
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poo covered pictures of barney the purple dinosaur.
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"I love you, you lov-guh eck *gurgle*" was heard nearby as the..
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sun rose in the east, vaporizing the gathering vampires. But one didn't burn...


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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 9:00:48 PM EDT by paenutz]
So the Arfcomers held him down and packed his head full of C4 and blew it up! Then they sang...
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And so the song..

I hate you…
You Hate me…
I’m gonna make you drink my *****

Was heard from sea to shining sea.
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 9:06:46 PM EDT by echo6]
Then Janet Reno, Ted Kennedy, and Chucky Shumer showed up and started asking...
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where's our beer?
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[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 9:08:58 PM EDT by paenutz]
so Arfcom replied...
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"We used it to perform an enema on Hillary, but I bet Ted will still swill it down, right Ted?"
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