[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I Think The Secret To Life....

Posted: 3/16/2012 10:32:14 AM EDT

Is to procrastinate long enough, that you forget what you had planned to do.

At my age, it takes about 1.5 minutes.

Posted: 3/16/2012 10:33:55 AM EDT

[#1]

The secret to life is the realization that most people are stupid and all you can do is live through it.

Posted: 3/16/2012 10:42:56 AM EDT

[#2]

The secret to life is to enjoy it. Don't waste it worrying about things, just enjoy it.

Posted: 3/16/2012 10:44:27 AM EDT

[#3]

I always heard it was loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit.

Posted: 3/16/2012 12:18:02 PM EDT

[#4]

I was under the impression it was to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of thier women.