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Posted: 7/26/2012 8:46:23 AM EDT

Found an open package of condoms in one of my drawers It has an expiration date of
Jan. 08

.

Do these things really expire? Should I toss the pack? Will it still protect against desease?

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:47:27 AM EDT

[#1]

Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:48:45 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:49:23 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

TRUE

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway

HA HA.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:50:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Only way to be sure is to use them.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:51:04 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

That was fucking brutal man.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:51:12 AM EDT

[#6]

I'd find out who they belong to............

a-bare

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:51:13 AM EDT

[#7]

They're probably fine. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:52:07 AM EDT

[#8]

Do you want to roll the dice on an in-action failure?

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:52:21 AM EDT

[#9]

I would just throw them away. Spend the extra few bucks and get a new box.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:52:30 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

Best laugh I have had today!

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:53:12 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
They're probably fine. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Don't know. Not worried about knocking some butterface up [nuts cut years ago] but don't want da aids,
or clap or whatever is going around nowadays.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:55:55 AM EDT

[#12]

Weigh the cost of a new box against 18 years of child support.

ETA: Should have refreshed before responding. I still say get new ones, though.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:56:31 AM EDT

[#13]

rubbers are cheap, kids aren't

choose... wisely

ETA: gonorrhea, it's the gift that keeps on giving

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:58:10 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

/Thread

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:58:32 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Found an open package of condoms in one of my drawers It has an expiration date of
Jan. 08

.

Do these things really expire? Should I toss the pack? Will it still protect against desease?

You found an open package??? Yeah, you have problems.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:58:44 AM EDT

[#16]

$20 for a new box (or whatever they cost these days)

or

-Hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars spend on supporting your offspring
-Having your dick rot off and/or the AIDS

Its your decision but id choose the first one.

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:58:51 AM EDT

[#17]

I saw your screen name and thought you were going to tell us that K-Mart ran out of underwear

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:59:16 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

I would just throw them away. Spend the extra few bucks and get a new box.

for use in the next decade

Posted: 7/26/2012 8:59:38 AM EDT

[#19]

try them out on a filthy whore and report back.

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:00:39 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

He may have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:01:39 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

oh snap

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:01:41 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
rubbers are cheap, kids aren't

choose... wisely

ETA: gonorrhea, it's the gift that keeps on giving

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving. All the kids clap for the clap though.

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:08:24 AM EDT

[#23]

ITT, the triumph of hope over experience.

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:10:53 AM EDT

[#24]

Definitely-definitely...definitely throw them out...definitely, yeah.

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:15:47 AM EDT

[#25]

First post and all

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:18:44 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
rubbers are cheap, kids aren't

choose... wisely

ETA: gonorrhea, it's the gift that keeps on giving

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving. All the kids clap for the clap though.

well hell, we'll just lump them all togther into gonoherpasyphilaids

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:57:05 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

That was fucking brutal man.

yea but until he moves outta moms basement its true.

Posted: 7/26/2012 10:06:06 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

That was fucking brutal man.

yea but until he moves outta moms basement its true.

OP is 62 years old, so it must be mighty damned dusty down there.

Posted: 7/26/2012 10:48:23 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Throw them out. Condoms can be had for free.

Besides, doesn't sound like your using them anyway.

Best first post, ever

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