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Posted: 12/29/2005 8:01:15 AM EST
...You take a pickle and go back in time, does it become a cucumber again?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:01:44 AM EST
Maybe for sure.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:01:59 AM EST
No..once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:02:17 AM EST
depends
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:02:18 AM EST
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:03:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



What if he sticks the pickle up his ass.................yes, that's a suggestion!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:04:19 AM EST
NO! In my personal experience, my appearance and age does not change when I travel back in time. YMMV.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:04:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:05:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay. So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:06:08 AM EST
If the pickle reverted back to its former state, wouldn't you?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:06:13 AM EST
Wiat wait wait wait wait. Is this a dill or a sweet?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:06:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
If the pickle reverted back to its former state, wouldn't you?



You mean Maryland? I hope not.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:07:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Maybe for sure.



Is that a DEFINITE maybe?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:07:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay. So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?




only if there is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continueum.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:09:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By LotBoy:
If the pickle reverted back to its former state, wouldn't you?



You mean Maryland? I hope not.



Not that merry in maryland!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:09:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay. So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?




only if there is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continueum.



OH PLEASE!!! Nothing a needle and thread cant fix!!!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:10:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Maybe for sure.



Is that a DEFINITE maybe?



Yes but I always mis-spell definite. So I re-worded it so I would not have to.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:10:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By jmzd4:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay. So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?




only if there is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continueum.



OH PLEASE!!! Nothing a needle and thread cant fix!!!




HEY!!!!!!!!! you are the one who brought it up. I mean who the hell thinks of pickles going back in time? Only the Terminators can do that
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:12:11 AM EST
It would immediately spring to life and give you the stern pickle-tickling you deserve.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:15:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/29/2005 8:15:38 AM EST by mjohn3006]
Hey. I just thought of somthing. If the T-1000, and the whatever model it was that was in Terminator 3 were metal, how the heck did they go through the time machine??? Arnold was surrounded by flesh, but creepy cop dude and the wicked bitch of the west did not.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:16:45 AM EST
What if a house fly was on the pickle when you when back in time ?

Would you turn into a mutant Pickle Fly Guy ?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:17:39 AM EST
I think he is talking about a "stink pickle"

Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:24:14 AM EST
If you put instant coffee intoa microwave-safe cup on high for 3 minutes you will go back in time.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 8:30:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:
I think he is talking about a "stink pickle"




Oooh that brings up ANOTHER question... If you drop a stink pickle and you go back in time... How does that go back too? Hmmmmm.

I dont get it.
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