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Posted: 12/29/2005 9:01:15 AM EDT
...You take a pickle and go back in time, does it become a cucumber again?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:01:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Maybe for sure.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:01:59 AM EDT
[#2]
No..once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:02:17 AM EDT
[#3]
depends
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:02:18 AM EDT
[#4]
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:03:59 AM EDT
[#5]

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you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



What if he sticks the pickle up his ass.................yes, that's a suggestion!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:04:19 AM EDT
[#6]
NO! In my personal experience, my appearance and age does not change when I travel back in time. YMMV.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:04:54 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:05:09 AM EDT
[#8]

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you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay.  So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:06:08 AM EDT
[#9]
If the pickle reverted back to its former state, wouldn't you?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:06:13 AM EDT
[#10]
Wiat wait wait wait wait.  Is this a dill or a sweet?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:06:43 AM EDT
[#11]

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If the pickle reverted back to its former state, wouldn't you?



You mean Maryland?  I hope not.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:07:28 AM EDT
[#12]

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Maybe for sure.



Is that a DEFINITE maybe?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:07:36 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay.  So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?




only if there is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continueum.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:09:00 AM EDT
[#14]

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If the pickle reverted back to its former state, wouldn't you?



You mean Maryland?  I hope not.



Not that merry in maryland!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:09:12 AM EDT
[#15]

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you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay.  So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?




only if there is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continueum.



OH PLEASE!!! Nothing a needle and thread cant fix!!!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:10:05 AM EDT
[#16]

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Maybe for sure.



Is that a DEFINITE maybe?



Yes but I always mis-spell definite.  So I re-worded it so I would not have to.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:10:44 AM EDT
[#17]

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you can't take anything through a time portal except your naked self



Okay.  So if you boink a liberal and your pecker turns into a pickle....then you go back in time, does it turn back into a pecker?




only if there is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continueum.



OH PLEASE!!! Nothing a needle and thread cant fix!!!




HEY!!!!!!!!! you are the one who brought it up. I mean who the hell thinks of pickles going back in time? Only the Terminators can do that
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:12:11 AM EDT
[#18]
It would immediately spring to life and give you the stern pickle-tickling you deserve.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:15:19 AM EDT
[#19]
Hey.  I just thought of somthing.  If the T-1000, and the whatever model it was that was in Terminator 3 were metal, how the heck did they go through the time machine???  Arnold was surrounded by flesh, but creepy cop dude and the wicked bitch of the west did not.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:16:45 AM EDT
[#20]
What if a house fly was on the pickle when you when back in time ?

Would you turn into a mutant Pickle Fly Guy ?
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:17:39 AM EDT
[#21]
I think he is talking about a "stink pickle"

Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:24:14 AM EDT
[#22]
If you put instant coffee intoa microwave-safe cup on high for 3 minutes you will go back in time.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 9:30:48 AM EDT
[#23]

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I think he is talking about a "stink pickle"




Oooh that brings up ANOTHER question... If you drop a stink pickle and you go back in time... How does that go back too? Hmmmmm.

I dont get it.
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