Use any of the following, especially in combination:

1) Use potty-mouth.
2) Use graphic terms when describing that which is graphic in nature.
3) Relate personal experiences that have strongly influenced your life or the lives of your loved ones.
4) Actually express your disgust when you read a disgusting post.

And MOST importantly...
5) Mention "A******n"

Did I miss anything? Is there anything else needed to get a thread locked 'round here?

You forgot: Start a thread Guaranteed to rapidly deteriorate into a p*ssing contest, such as the afore-mentioned "A" word, or the "R" word.

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I don't get it.

That's funny, I'm just unlocking this to chime in but who locked this first?