[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How the hell are you? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/23/2006 10:28:13 PM EDT
I've been away and miss everyone. How's everyone doing? Any new "My wife left me for some bastard she's been sleeping with" or "I just shaved my junk and I needed to share" threads that I've missed?  
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I'm doing well actually, thank you for asking. You know this is one of my ultimate pet peeves. I live in a arrid [sp?] climate and a burning cigearette butt can litterally burn thousands of acres down. 
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IM inbound!
I'm about to start a state of Florida job so I can be a complete government bum with potential state retirement benefits in addition to my federal retirement benefits and what they are currently paying me  Haven't shot a coyote, bobcat, or beaver in about 5 months, it's about that time 
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Well shoot to be a true procastenator you have at least 24 hours before you should start worrying about it. Way to be on the ball! *ETA* LANCEMAN I shot a few birds today. I was pretty proud of myself I was 5 for 5 and OH Hey, interesting news I was filmed on Animal Planet today too!  *ETA* Bed_Head  I'm having a little GlenLevit here.  m-dc I'm doing very well thanks! |
I'd say yes, but the excessive bandwith usage from any pictures of my (clean shaven) genitals might cause the entire interweb to come crashing down. 
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I'm having a very icy  Can't wait to meet up with you in Vegas B_H! Probably going to move my eta. back to Sept. or Oct, but I'll be sure to let you know when I'm going to be there! You can get the first round, I'll get the next 8!
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Here's some info: The City of Los Angeles has a long narrow corridor stretching from downtown all the way to the ocean. Its sole purpose is to allow the City to have its own harbor. One side of the street is City; the other side is County. When the City of L. A. passed a nonsmoking-in-restaurants bill, ALL of the diners, clubs, eateries, etc. on the City side of the street went out of business! On the County side everything was business as usual; in fact, they thrived because they got the customers that the City side lost. |
When they started making people pee in bathrooms instead of peeing and pooping like dogs all over cities I bet they complained about that too. Making people wait to smoke until they are away from the rest of us is no more painful than asking them refrain from farting loudly or use a restroom instead of the floor. Probably the greatest consequence is that a few thousand people won't die from the behavior of others someday. If you are so addicted to a product that you cannot enjoy a meal and 90 minutes without your drug, you have a serious problem. |
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Well, you can browse a bit and see we have the police shooting dogs, suspects, and each other. The Israeli's are kicking ass and everyone here is cheering them on, rightfully so. We are on the 3 millionth girls of the IDF thread, The site is still divided over th the cops being civilians or not, We are all still wondering about the next AWB and when it will come. Somebody had their fiancee' try to shoot the door off the hinges, Glocks have not been blowing apart lately, I'm having trouble sleeping right. Got back from a 4 day trip out to Hickam and back and it has fried my sleep rhythms. Caught a crapload of bluefish a couple nights ago on a party boat. My 9 year old is giving me gray hair, My father is in the hospital for heart attack and is having angioplasty done in the morning. Can't seem to find a decent female to date. My brother is getting on my nerves these days. I had great sushi for dinner this evening. I do need to get the trimmer and have at my "junk", no I won't post pics here but I'll email them to you if you like Just do the same for me, okay? And I didn't have any pie today!Oh, one more. Generalisimo Francesco Franco is still dead.. How's the bitch neighbor been? the one complaining aboutyour dog? |
What was that you said patty? Oh you wanted to see my "shaved junk" ok give me a second to go through my photo album for some good photos, get ready everyone!  Just kidding, i wouldnt want to blind anyone here! |
I'm SO not going to click anything with "scrotum" in the title. But, let me just say... and you DIDN'T hear it from me! 1 word. Laser.
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| I've been alright. Been doing a lot of reviewing of my life recently though. I've come to the conclusion that I've become a complete scum fuck Every time I hit up the store I run into a girl I've fucked or a dude I've beaten. The worst part is that I already told my family who gets what while they cried infront of me. I'm trying to make a 180 to save myslef, but it seems like hope isn't in sight. |
Seems a couple girls in my squadron are loving the laser treatment.. |
Yes, we know. Now back to more fun with the ARFcom divas... Unfortunately I've only met one of them... (but lemme tell ya's: Daaaayyyuuummm... )
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Don't tell me you've never seen Austin Powers.... |
Didn't I party with you in Vegas? |
Who are you? |
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I've never shaved my junk, never used a Flowbee, and haven't slept with a married woman since... ...about a year and a half prior to my divorce.  But it's 4:something AM, I was awakened by a work problem that was casued by one of my coworkers at 2:something AM. I've been on call for the entire month of July, and I'm getting mighty tired of having my sleep disrupted by nonsense. It's been very hot, I have no air conditioning, and it's been very hard to get to sleep at all. |
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I'm doing pretty good considering it's a monday. I was in a funk on Sat. so the wife asked me if I wanted to go shooting. DO I!??!?!!?! We took our 2 year old son with us to the private shooting club range. We shot .22lr and little man LOVED IT! I had just picked up the 10/22 barrel from the shop (had some HiViz sights added to it) and that woman - man I love her. DEAD RINGER that girl. She was shooting at a steel spinner, that after 4 shots, the 5th one resets the initial targets. pah-ting! - pah-ting! - pah-ting! - pah-ting! - pah-ting! My little guy was all excited watching mommy take that spinner out. GOOD TIMES! the 2.5 lb. trigger job was also helpful 
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Wow, its always something and more often than not a lot of something. I hope things get a bit easier for you Valkyrie. I've been feeling better and better everyday. My court date is today with said neighbor and I haven't gotten any pie lately either!  But I'm in a good mood! Its unbelievable to actually feel well! Everything else is just minor in comparison! *ETA* That's awesome TheMocoMan! |
no but i did see a "my wife left me for some guy that shaved his junk and posted it on the internet" thread. |
Good Luck with that! Its good that you've recognized your deficits and are trying to change. cruze5 have a great time! |