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8/14/2011 10:40:11 AM EDT


Like Hugh Jackman did for the Xmans movie?



My brother is a rancher now and I was thinking about taking a few months off from work to ranch as well.



We are both going to try it.  I'm 5'9" 160 lbs and he is 5'6" 150 lbs.



Retarded idea or capital idea?



How many cattle will be sacrificed to provide the protein?  Will 3 months be enough time?

8/14/2011 10:41:07 AM EDT
[#1]
what the fuck are you talking about
8/14/2011 10:41:15 AM EDT
[#2]
do you want to look like Brad Pitt did in Fight Club?
8/14/2011 10:41:16 AM EDT
[#3]
You're going to need some injectable HGH, too....
8/14/2011 10:41:48 AM EDT
[#4]
Can you bench the 275?
8/14/2011 10:42:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Start Here: http://media.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=2311
8/14/2011 10:43:25 AM EDT
[#6]
Build muscle first, or you're just going to look like a cancer patient.

8/14/2011 10:43:33 AM EDT
[#7]
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what the fuck are you talking about


haha
8/14/2011 10:43:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Great, another gay cowboy thread.
8/14/2011 10:44:36 AM EDT
[#9]
Curls for the girls ... In the squat rack


OH YEAH!!!
8/14/2011 10:45:47 AM EDT
[#10]


Starting Strength is great.  Compound lifts are the way to go.

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8/14/2011 10:46:01 AM EDT
[#11]
All depends on your build and % body fat.



Could be a week, could be never.
8/14/2011 10:46:30 AM EDT
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Great, another gay cowboy thread.


gay cowboy incest thread

 
8/14/2011 10:49:14 AM EDT
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Squat, deadlift, and bench press.

In your spare time while you're not doing those, do the rest of the exercises.

Eat ~3500 calories every day, and make sure you're getting like 200g of protein.

Give your body three days (72 hours) in between like muscle groups (i.e. deadlift and squat or bench and shoulders).

It took me so long to realize that you have to eat like a fucking animal to get big. Since I've discovered this, I've gained like 10lbs and still see the same amount of abs I did before, so it's not fat. My shirts don't fit right anymore. Bitches get dripping wet just looking at me when I walk down the street.

Okay maybe I embellish a little, but stick with it and you'll see results. Three months may not be enough time.
8/14/2011 10:51:02 AM EDT
[#14]
so is this about working out or about quiting your job and becoming a cowboy?
8/14/2011 10:53:29 AM EDT
[#15]




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do you want to look like Brad Pitt did in Fight Club?




Close enough.
8/14/2011 10:55:19 AM EDT
[#16]
80% is diet, 30% is working out

If you want to get "ripped" working on a farm isn't going to be the best way.
8/14/2011 10:56:45 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Bitches get dripping wet just looking at me when I walk down the street.




Have another helping of Humble Pie there, stud.

8/14/2011 10:59:05 AM EDT
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so is this about working out or about quiting your job and becoming a cowboy?




Well, we were raised as cattle ranchers.  We both left for the Marines after high school.  He recently got tired of what he was doing and went back to ranching, I'm thinking the same.



He's big into MMA, I'm not.  We are both medium build 30"-32" waist 16% body fat or less.  



Can it be done with calisthenics or are weights needed?  How about a bowflex type machine?
8/14/2011 11:01:06 AM EDT
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Quoted:



Bitches get dripping wet just looking at me when I walk down the street.

Have another helping of Humble Pie there, stud.





No, I've seen it. It's bizarre. If you weren't there when it happened, you'd think an invasion of giant snails had recently passed.



 
8/14/2011 11:25:00 AM EDT
[#20]
I can tell you what my buddy just did. 3 months. He dropped 42 pounds and got shredded. All in a hour a.day at the gym with a strict high protein diet. The diet was prob 85% of the equation. Ive been giving a half effort but just realized my diet was.not right. I was taking in less than half the protein that i needed.
8/14/2011 11:26:16 AM EDT
[#21]
pick out a baby calf and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.
8/14/2011 11:29:10 AM EDT
[#22]
This is one of the stranger threads I've ever seen

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8/14/2011 11:30:02 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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Bitches get dripping wet just looking at me when I walk down the street.




Have another helping of Humble Pie there, stud.


No, I've seen it. It's bizarre. If you weren't there when it happened, you'd think an invasion of giant snails had recently passed.
 


8/14/2011 11:30:15 AM EDT
[#24]
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This is one of the stranger threads I've ever seen

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not even the strangest thread today
8/14/2011 11:32:00 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
pick out a baby calf and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.


8/14/2011 11:36:58 AM EDT
[#26]
I had a couple of six packs of beer and i got ripped. Took about two hours.
8/14/2011 11:40:48 AM EDT
[#27]
A fifth of Markers Mark is known to get you ripped
8/14/2011 11:41:59 AM EDT
[#28]
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pick out a baby calf tiger and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.


8/14/2011 11:44:09 AM EDT
[#29]





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pick out a baby calf and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.



Who was it that did that? Wasn't it one of the famous old time strongmen?



ETA: Milo, that's who it was.





 
8/14/2011 11:45:02 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
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pick out a baby calf tiger and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.




good idea if you also need cardio
8/14/2011 11:47:02 AM EDT
[#31]




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Quoted:

This is one of the stranger threads I've ever seen



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not even the strangest thread today
No doubt, this guy must not get out much.



8/14/2011 11:47:15 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
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pick out a baby calf tiger and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.




good idea if you also need cardio


And, if successful, you should rule in MMA as well.
8/14/2011 11:49:56 AM EDT
[#33]
You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.
8/14/2011 11:49:58 AM EDT
[#34]



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pick out a baby calf and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.


OK... I LIKE THIS! it actually makes sense



 
8/14/2011 11:51:22 AM EDT
[#35]
All these pussies talking about working on their "six pack" .... PFFFFT I went for and got me the full fucking keg!!!
8/14/2011 11:52:38 AM EDT
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Bitches get dripping wet just looking at me when I walk down the street.

Have another helping of Humble Pie there, stud.





No, I've seen it. It's bizarre. If you weren't there when it happened, you'd think an invasion of giant snails had recently passed.

 






HOLY CRAP!



 
8/14/2011 11:52:45 AM EDT
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You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.


I remember that epicness.



 
8/14/2011 11:54:31 AM EDT
[#38]
Program needs moar

8/14/2011 11:54:32 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

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so is this about working out or about quiting your job and becoming a cowboy?


Well, we were raised as cattle ranchers.  We both left for the Marines after high school.  He recently got tired of what he was doing and went back to ranching, I'm thinking the same.

He's big into MMA, I'm not.  We are both medium build 30"-32" waist 16% body fat or less.  

Can it be done with calisthenics or are weights needed?  How about a bowflex type machine?


you sound like a naturally skinny guy like me, if you want to put on size your going to need to lift heavy and eat alot.  Calisthenics are just going to make you skinnier.
8/14/2011 11:56:41 AM EDT
[#40]
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This is one of the stranger threads I've ever seen

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not even the strangest thread today


This is brokeback meets Jersey shore



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8/14/2011 11:56:55 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:

Quoted:
You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.

I remember that epicness.
 


Is that a squatdog reference?  I didn't find the site until after that and missed out on said epicness.
8/14/2011 11:58:57 AM EDT
[#42]



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You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.


I remember that epicness.

 




Is that a squatdog reference?  I didn't find the site until after that and missed out on said epicness.


No, it was someone else. I can't recall who it was, if they turned out to be a troll, or a normal citizen who was just trying too hard to impress us all when he first joined. Might have to do some searching





 
8/14/2011 11:59:30 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
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You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.

I remember that epicness.
 


Is that a squatdog reference?  I didn't find the site until after that and missed out on said epicness.


I don't remember who it was, but it wasn't that long ago, maybe two or three years ago.
8/14/2011 12:01:55 PM EDT
[#44]
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pick out a baby calf and start carrying it around.  by the time it's grown, you should be ripped.


Brilliant.
8/14/2011 12:05:06 PM EDT
[#45]


STOP!! THIEF!!!
8/14/2011 12:06:29 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
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This is one of the stranger threads I've ever seen

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not even the strangest thread today


This is brokeback meets Jersey shore

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you obviously missed the thread on toddler erections
8/14/2011 12:07:53 PM EDT
[#47]
How long to get ripped ?



in the state pen i would say about 87 minutes
8/14/2011 12:07:57 PM EDT
[#48]



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You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.


I remember that epicness.

 




Is that a squatdog reference?  I didn't find the site until after that and missed out on said epicness.




I don't remember who it was, but it wasn't that long ago, maybe two or three years ago.


I find references, but I can't find the original thread...



 
8/14/2011 12:09:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:

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You can't put people into triangle chokes in parking lots until you rep 215 all day long.

I remember that epicness.
 


Is that a squatdog reference?  I didn't find the site until after that and missed out on said epicness.

No, it was someone else. I can't recall who it was, if they turned out to be a troll, or a normal citizen who was just trying too hard to impress us all when he first joined. Might have to do some searching

 


whey_8 IIRC
8/14/2011 12:14:10 PM EDT
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Curls for the girls ... In the squat rack


OH YEAH!!!


ALWAYS in the squat rack
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