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6/28/2001 11:16:21 PM EDT
Lately, I have been on the computer 24/7--
As opposed to my old job which was very very very physically active.
Furthermore, I have been eating fast food because it's cheap, and fast, and I haven't felt like cooking.

So, of course, I have gotten to be a big fat blob.

This shit has to end. I'm not used to being a fatso...

So, I need your opinions on the following diets.

1) Starvation
2) Ephedrine induced Starvation
3) Any other super fast weight loss diets.

I don't care about any "health conciquences"--
I already smoke 2 packs a day, so i'm gunna be dead soon enough.
I just don't want to have to be buried in a fucking piano box.

Opinions needed only on the above 3 options.
6/28/2001 11:23:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Alcohol kills your appetite, so there problem solved, become an alcoholic.[beer]
6/28/2001 11:34:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Well, If you aren't to concerned about longevity, binging and purging works for supermodles. The last time I checked, there weren't to many obese ones.
Orrrrrr...... you could just make believe that every time you eat, Rosie O'Doughnut is your lunch or dinner partner. I know that would make me throw up!!!![:D]
6/28/2001 11:36:53 PM EDT
[#3]
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Alcohol kills your appetite, so there problem solved, become an alcoholic.[beer]
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Hell No!
Not me.When i'm fucked up, [red]I WANNA EAT!![/red]
And not healthy food either.

Whose ever been fucked up and been like
"Hmmmmmm...I'm all drunk, and I could really go for an [b]APPLE[/b] right now..."

HELL NO!

It's more like

"Hmmmmmmmmm...I'm all drunk, and i'm craving an orange dipped in gravy..."

Or maybe

"Man! I'm drunk as hell! Y'know what would hit the spot right about now?
An entire loaf of fucking bread....yeeeaaaah!"
6/28/2001 11:39:15 PM EDT
[#4]
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binging and purging
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[b]YES!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT!!!!!

God Bless Phoenix5, and god bless AR15.com.

I'm gunna yack my way to a girlish figure! [:D]
Consider it on the agenda.
6/28/2001 11:40:08 PM EDT
[#5]
Go on chemotherapy for a couple months. Not only will you lose wieght but it will kill any cancer that you have from smoking.
6/28/2001 11:48:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Try crack, every crackhead I have ever seen was skinny as a rail.
6/29/2001 12:24:35 AM EDT
[#7]
Low Carb, High Protein.  Several books about it... Atkins, Protein Power etc.  Neanderthin is good too (more variation).  

Lose the weight, without losing the testosterone.

I'm a believer.  



6/29/2001 12:31:47 AM EDT
[#8]
Have you thought about that stuff that "sucks" the fat out of your system causing it to pass?  I think they call it fat blocker.  Warning!!! Could result in sudden uncontrollable bursts of grease!

[:I]  [:O]
6/29/2001 1:55:05 AM EDT
[#9]
call up richard simmons, he will get you sweatin to the oldies

or jenny craig?
6/29/2001 5:00:57 AM EDT
[#10]
Fuck lots of sluts.  Fuck 5-6 times a day, and watch the weight go down. [sex]
c-rock
6/29/2001 5:06:28 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Low Carb, High Protein.  Several books about it... Atkins, Protein Power etc.  Neanderthin is good too (more variation).  

Lose the weight, without losing the testosterone.

I'm a believer.

Me to . Atkins diet works great!
But you have to READ the book!!!

[8]



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6/29/2001 5:26:20 AM EDT
[#12]
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Me to . Atkins diet works great!
But you have to READ the book!!!
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Do they sell Cliff Notes?
6/29/2001 5:32:50 AM EDT
[#13]
Ditto on the low carb high protien diet. It worked for me.

I also used an supplement with ephidrine and had good results while only taking half the dose. I don't have much tolerance for stimulants.
Check out Zenadrine or Hydroxycut, bothe good products that work. Can get both at GNC.

Good luck.
6/29/2001 5:58:43 AM EDT
[#14]
Ask your girlfriend for some crack.
Stop eating, it`s called will power
Stop drinking beer
Stop smoking dope-munchies
Go kick someones arse, like your always threatening to do.
Eat like a human
Stop watching your site slip into the toilet from lack of interest
Those are things I can suggest here.
6/29/2001 6:44:24 AM EDT
[#15]

[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/diet.jpg[/img]
Does this work?
6/29/2001 6:55:57 AM EDT
[#16]
Masterbation will lose you about 10cc at a time, but can be done at your computer.  You may gain some weight back from callouses(sp?), but remain focused and you will persevere.
6/29/2001 10:30:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Get drunk.
Fall down.
Break jaw.
Wire jaw shut.
Lose weight.
6/29/2001 2:31:44 PM EDT
[#18]
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6/29/2001 2:45:39 PM EDT
[#19]
I think I have the solution to your problem McUzi. I was planning on upgrading anyway. this way you can roller blade or skateboard your way to a trimmer fitter you and keep working on your site. The satellite link is behind me in a Red Flyer wagon. As pictured I'll sell it for $800.00 US. I'll even through in a spare roll of duct tape.[:D]
[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1281114&a=9489747&p=51121260[/img]
6/29/2001 3:02:31 PM EDT
[#20]
"Go on chemotherapy for a couple months."

Oh yeah! That pasty, white, "death's door" look is a real Babe Magnet.[:P]
6/29/2001 5:20:59 PM EDT
[#21]
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I think I have the solution to your problem McUzi. I was planning on upgrading anyway. this way you can roller blade or skateboard your way to a trimmer fitter you and keep working on your site. The satellite link is behind me in a Red Flyer wagon. As pictured I'll sell it for $800.00 US. I'll even through in a spare roll of duct tape.[:D]
[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1281114&a=9489747&p=51121260[/img]
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I'll see you in court.