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Posted: 1/17/2002 1:49:39 PM EDT
Okay, here's the matchup...

[b]Celebrity-DeathMatch: "BATTLE OF THE IRON-BITCHES"

Hillary "Kick & Gouge" Clinton vs Janet "Bash & Burn" Reno[/b]

Who'd win in an all-out, no-holds-barred, anything-goes, down-and-dirty, locked-in-a-cage streetfight?

Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:55:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Sharks don't eat their own.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:55:43 PM EDT
[#2]
dunno?
how about bill clinton and a scared farm animal?
down and dirty for sure
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 1:57:47 PM EDT
[#3]
i say they tie when they both unzip their earthly flesh suits, revealing themseles as the evil alien robots that they are.  they then proceed to (no longer covertly) tag team on the sorry skulls of us scurrying proletariat
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:13:23 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Sharks don't eat their own.
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Yeah they do, and Reno would chew Hilary up and take a monster Clinton sized dump the next day.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 2:15:09 PM EDT
[#5]
Sen. hitlery by two nails and a tooth.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:15:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Hitlery.  Bad JUJU.  No contest.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:39:19 PM EDT
[#7]
Reno has offed more innocents, but
[:X*]
Hitlery has actually survived attacking "The Rapist" (Billy Clinton), but
[:O]
Reno didnot actually kill all those "perp" women and children with her own two hands, but
[B)]
Hitlery has participated in uncounted Arkancides, but
[(:|)]
Reno is taller, but
[>:/]
Hitlery is meaner
[xx(]

( savage scenes of violence deleted )


Denouement:
The committed marxist pervert will whip the secret-society socialist.
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:41:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:46:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Janet Babyburner by decision.  But it's pretty damned close.  Can we hope for Mutual Assured Destruction?
Link Posted: 1/17/2002 4:47:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I think Hillary has it. She has been toughend up at slaphillary.com .

Reno is all talk- Hillary is the action figure and official side kick of the ass-kicking ass of the Dem's. Raised on MAYPO and raw beef.



[chainsawkill]
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