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5/1/2006 5:19:43 PM EDT
My friend and I got into a discussion about the Master Chief, and now we both wonder:

Does the Master Chief have balls?

I say yes.  He says no.
5/1/2006 5:20:38 PM EDT
[#1]
I say Halo, and everything else about X-Box, sucks.
5/1/2006 5:21:12 PM EDT
[#2]
actually i heard he's a chick
5/1/2006 5:23:41 PM EDT
[#3]
I have to ask:

why are you discussing whether or not a fictional video game character has testicles?
5/1/2006 5:24:25 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I have to ask:

why are you discussing whether or not a fictional video game character has testicles?


Boredom.  Isn't it obvious?
5/1/2006 5:26:09 PM EDT
[#5]
I got he impression that the Phat M.C. was getting a bit emotionally attached to the little holographic manifestation of the AI program that was coaching him.  I thought she was cute too.

Pathetic.

Anyway, I think M.C. wanted to bang her (what was her name?) in some fashion.

To bang, gotta have balls.
5/1/2006 5:27:10 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I got he impression that the Phat M.C. was getting a bit emotionally attached to the little holographic manifestation of the AI program that was coaching him.  I thought she was cute too.

Pathetic.

Anyway, I think M.C. wanted to bang her (what was her name?) in some fashion.

To bang, gotta have balls.


Cortana?
5/1/2006 5:43:39 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Cortana?



Nerd.
5/1/2006 5:47:31 PM EDT
[#8]
I read the books (yeah, yeah... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!) and there's no mention of castration in the many, many surgeries, so I say canonically he does, in fact, have testicles. By his actions, I'd say big brass ones that most people would have to carry in a wheelbarrow.
5/1/2006 5:48:35 PM EDT
[#9]
why the hell wouldnt he. My understanding is that hes Human, with a special suit
5/1/2006 8:08:17 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I read the books (yeah, yeah... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!) and there's no mention of castration in the many, many surgeries, so I say canonically he does, in fact, have testicles. By his actions, I'd say big brass ones that most people would have to carry in a wheelbarrow.


That's what I'm saying!  But my friend's all "No, there's been so much done to him that he probably doesn't have them anymore"....psh.  The Master Chief has balls, and massive ones at that.
5/1/2006 8:10:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Im a fucking dork  for clicking this and a bigger dork for voteing
5/1/2006 8:11:06 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I read the books (yeah, yeah... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!) and there's no mention of castration in the many, many surgeries, so I say canonically he does, in fact, have testicles. By his actions, I'd say big brass ones that most people would have to carry in a wheelbarrow.



yep!
5/1/2006 8:13:11 PM EDT
[#13]
I played the 1st Halo...Got tired of the endless popping head things that spewed out the little guys that chomp on you. Its like the developers ran out of idea's and just threw more of them in.

There was one level where you had to follow the little floating thing around as it talked like a gay Tony Blair and that's all it seemed to be.

I quit playing it.
5/1/2006 8:13:49 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I read the books (yeah, yeah... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!) and there's no mention of castration in the many, many surgeries, so I say canonically he does, in fact, have testicles. By his actions, I'd say big brass ones that most people would have to carry in a wheelbarrow.


That's what I'm saying!  But my friend's all "No, there's been so much done to him that he probably doesn't have them anymore"....psh.  The Master Chief has balls, and massive ones at that.




Why do you think he's out killing all those covenant bastards?  He hasn't gotten laid in 10 years and is a little edgy.
5/1/2006 8:14:27 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I played the 1st Halo...Got tired of the endless popping head things that spewed out the little guys that chomp on you. Its like the developers ran out of idea's and just threw more of them in.

There was one level where you had to follow the little floating thing around as it talked like a gay Tony Blair and that's all it seemed to be.

I quit playing it.



You didn't like the Library?  I'm not sure any of us did.  
5/1/2006 8:16:02 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I say Halo, and everything else about X-Box, sucks.




So says you.  Reality says otherwise.
5/1/2006 8:16:17 PM EDT
[#17]
He was a boy before becoming the masterchief, so he would have balls. He is a man integrated into his suit.
5/1/2006 8:23:06 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cortana?



Nerd.


What's your point?
5/1/2006 8:32:02 PM EDT
[#19]
Im sorry but if you dont like Halo you dont have a soul.....
Its in the bible