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12/2/2010 6:39:41 AM EDT
Give me ideas or examples:

"Make a Haiku about cybercrime for extra credit."

Lets go, GD!
12/2/2010 6:44:03 AM EDT
[#1]
Russian mob bosses
And Nigerian scammers
Profit from dummies
12/2/2010 6:44:35 AM EDT
[#2]
Hello, my good friend.
I am Nigerian prince.
Help me with this gold.
12/2/2010 6:51:34 AM EDT
[#3]
Count the bouncing balls;

You may have already won!

Go ahead, click me.
12/2/2010 7:01:58 AM EDT
[#4]
Awesome!
12/2/2010 7:05:39 AM EDT
[#5]
Congratultions!
click here for many prizes
pedobear runs free
12/2/2010 7:09:42 AM EDT
[#6]
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG
12/2/2010 7:12:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!
12/2/2010 7:44:23 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG
12/2/2010 7:50:34 AM EDT
[#9]
Is a double life?
Our hero BadShovelhead...
Stolen persona.

12/2/2010 7:52:39 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.
12/2/2010 8:06:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG
12/2/2010 8:51:37 AM EDT
[#12]
Just frickin awesome!
12/2/2010 8:55:53 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.
12/2/2010 9:00:19 AM EDT
[#14]
This thread delivers
Repost haikus on facebook

Chuckle and profit.
12/2/2010 9:42:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG
12/2/2010 9:47:40 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG


As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.
12/2/2010 9:50:20 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.

Ditch Diggers Get Rich
Make money at home, easy
Quit your Ditch diggin'
12/2/2010 9:53:20 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG


As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.


If only OP
cheated on a limerick
it would be epic

TRG
12/2/2010 10:05:40 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG


As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.


If only OP
cheated on a limerick
it would be epic

TRG


Ironic, I find
that he will cheat online, searching
for cyber-crime haikus
12/2/2010 10:11:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG


As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.


If only OP
cheated on a limerick
it would be epic

TRG


There once was a cheatin' young ARFer,
Who wanted some poems by free offer.
RedGoat said "No no,
This cheatin's poor show,"
And the rest of the thread was a larfer.
12/2/2010 10:14:55 AM EDT
[#21]
You lucky winner!

Click link for to claim your prize!

Now you have virus...
12/2/2010 12:20:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG


As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.


If only OP
cheated on a limerick
it would be epic

TRG


Ironic, I find
that he will cheat online, searching
for cyber-crime haikus


searching for three words
to describe what I just did
they are, L O L

TRG
12/2/2010 12:30:20 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheating policy
Honor Code is not a joke
Do your own homework

TRG


But your post even says you're a bad influence....

Its extra credit!


Extra credit points
Is part of your grade, my friend
'well', this will not end

TRG


Enrolled I am not;
The code does not concern me.
OP assumes risk.

Edit:  "USMS2011" is extremely difficult to work into a 5-7-5 structure.


If he can not find
just seven words about crime
college wastes his time

TRG


This I will concede.
His efforts may be best served
Proffering french fries.


Fries are not for him
His future is much more grim
I foresee a mop

TRG


As Judge Smails once said:
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Quite right, your honor.


If only OP
cheated on a limerick
it would be epic

TRG


There once was a cheatin' young ARFer,
Who wanted some poems by free offer.
RedGoat said "No no,
This cheatin's poor show,"
And the rest of the thread was a larfer.


There once was a student, a cheater
Asked Arfcom for poems with no meter
"Oh, never again..."
He said with chagrin,
"'Cuz I just stepped on my peter"

TRG
12/2/2010 12:31:29 PM EDT
[#24]
Nigerian go on internet

Find help with gold

Like American and homework
12/2/2010 12:33:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Count the bouncing balls;
You may have already won!



I'm here for my free laptop.
12/2/2010 12:55:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Hahaha! You guys are great.! You got me, I just made my own. But y'all gave me great ideas.

And no, no mop for me.
Verily, I tell thee,
A badge and a gun,
Being an ATF agent will be fun!




Just kidding, US Marshals if this last semester goes right.
12/2/2010 12:58:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Nigerian go on internet
Find help with gold
Like American and homework


Using the unorthodox "9-4-8" syllabic structure, I see.

Almost as good as the even more unorthodox "6-5-11" pattern:
Quoted:
Verily, I tell thee,
A badge and a gun,
Being an ATF agent will be fun!

12/2/2010 1:07:55 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Hahaha! You guys are great.! You got me, I just made my own. But y'all gave me great ideas.

And no, no mop for me.
Verily, I tell thee,
A badge and a gun,
Being an ATF agent will be fun!




Just kidding, US Marshals if this last semester goes right.


Hopefully there is not an Ethics class standing between you and graduation.

TRG
12/2/2010 1:19:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Actually, the ethics class was horrible. Not the content, just the professor. That is, the CJ "Professionalism and Ethics". I took the Philosophy of Ethics (non-CJ) and it was amazing. The prof for that one was great.

I'm glad this thread has expanded! Enjoyable!
12/2/2010 1:36:03 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Actually, the ethics class was horrible. Not the content, just the professor. That is, the CJ "Professionalism and Ethics". I took the Philosophy of Ethics (non-CJ) and it was amazing. The prof for that one was great.

I'm glad this thread has expanded! Enjoyable!




TRG
12/2/2010 3:01:13 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Actually, the ethics class was horrible. Not the content, just the professor. That is, the CJ "Professionalism and Ethics". I took the Philosophy of Ethics (non-CJ) and it was amazing. The prof for that one was great.



I'm glad this thread has expanded! Enjoyable!




http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/CalvinOnEthics.jpg



TRG
Ever relevant

Watterson cuts to the quick

Of ethical strife