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12/7/2010 2:55:52 PM EDT
It's been a long time

Thus I make a small request

Let's post some Haikus
12/7/2010 2:57:45 PM EDT
[#1]
You come to ARFcom

To request poetry, dude?

Good luck with that one.
12/7/2010 3:02:27 PM EDT
[#2]
This is not that hard

I can encourage others

Tell me if I failed
12/7/2010 3:04:28 PM EDT
[#3]
haikus are 5,7,5 people




I can't think of anything

So instead I post in this thread

I'm hungry time to fo
12/7/2010 3:06:32 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


haikus are 5,7,5 people.


Count mine again then



If you think I got it wrong



Please point to the flaw



 
12/7/2010 3:08:26 PM EDT
[#5]
I have a girlfriend


today she said something weird


I need to eject

 
12/7/2010 3:10:24 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


haikus are 5,7,5 people
I can't think of anything



So instead I post in this thread



I'm hungry time to fo
You, good sir, have failed



It's not the number of words



But the syllables





 
12/7/2010 3:10:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Buying a pistol
Glock or 1911
Fuck it I'll get both
12/7/2010 3:11:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
12/7/2010 3:15:53 PM EDT
[#9]
TSA retards
Feeling up frequent fliers
Big government waste
12/7/2010 3:16:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Like all that they make
Japanese poems are small
Plum blossom my ass
12/7/2010 3:16:58 PM EDT
[#11]
I must ask you guys

Am I being safe enough?

This mall is scary
12/7/2010 3:21:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Ben Franklin once said,
"Freedom or security?"
Security won.

12/7/2010 3:23:30 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


I must ask you guys



Am I being safe enough?



This mall is scary


Do you have a plan



That includes taking more than



One hit in the back?



 
12/7/2010 3:24:07 PM EDT
[#14]
No haiku, I like
Iambic pentameter.
Arf likes limericks.



12/7/2010 3:24:40 PM EDT
[#15]
A yellow brick road,

Lions and tigers and bears,

Clearly not Kansas.
12/7/2010 3:27:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Right in the pooper
Arfcom told me to stick it
Then I took pictures
12/7/2010 3:27:17 PM EDT
[#17]
Mall cop on patrol
Need to show my dominance
Dig my cool wolf stare
12/7/2010 3:27:42 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:


Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.


Holy crap I loled

This thread is very funny

Plum colored underpants



 
12/7/2010 3:30:31 PM EDT
[#19]
What the fuck is this?
Crap poetry on Arfcom
Next you will kiss dudes.
12/7/2010 3:31:03 PM EDT
[#20]
a lonely figure
in a non-existent line
banks closed on Sundays
12/7/2010 3:32:49 PM EDT
[#21]
Me run Bartertown!
Sure, that's why you live in shit!
Not shit! Energy!
12/7/2010 3:33:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I must ask you guys

Am I being safe enough?

This mall is scary

Do you have a plan

That includes taking more than

One hit in the back?
 


Tough to answer this

As I now use two back plates

Though would prefer one
12/7/2010 3:34:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
What the fuck is this?
Crap poetry on Arfcom
Next you will kiss dudes.


Somehow I just knew
by the end of the first page
I would be called gay
12/7/2010 3:34:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Dupe

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1120433

TRG
12/7/2010 3:38:31 PM EDT
[#25]


Now I am quite sad

I always love haiku threads

How did I miss that?
12/7/2010 3:51:54 PM EDT
[#26]
Hit thumb with hammer
I guess a nail is a nail
A successful hit
12/7/2010 4:00:17 PM EDT
[#27]
bacon sammiches!


fo time! get both! fuck arock!

its the arfcom way
12/7/2010 4:02:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
I must ask you guys

Am I being safe enough?

This mall is scary

Do you have a plan

That includes taking more than

One hit in the back?
 


Tough to answer this

As I now use two back plates

Though would prefer one


Plan A is taking
Seven Six Two to the back
I say fuck plan B
12/7/2010 4:03:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Some RFC 1149 humor

Carrier pigeon
Slams into side of building
Connection reset
12/7/2010 4:05:20 PM EDT
[#30]
An ear of sweet corn



Called the police to report



She was being stalked
12/7/2010 4:07:33 PM EDT
[#31]
there once was a girl from nantuckett



she was sitting on a bucket



i went to see her



i said what do i do with this



she said fuck it


roflcopterx1
12/7/2010 4:07:43 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
I must ask you guys

Am I being safe enough?

This mall is scary

Do you have a plan

That includes taking more than

One hit in the back?
 


Tough to answer this

As I now use two back plates

Though would prefer one


Plan A is taking
Seven Six Two to the back
I say fuck plan B


Problem with plan A
Is how I mount second plate
with duct tape to skin
12/7/2010 4:08:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Arfcom haiku time
I hope that I spelled it right
spelling Nazis bite
12/7/2010 4:08:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Haiku is so ghey.



I'm not going to join in.



You guys play alone.



12/7/2010 4:09:46 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
there once was a girl from nantuckett

she was sitting on a bucket

i went to see her

i said what do i do with this

she said fuck it








roflcopterx1


There once was a man named Dave

Who kept a dead whore in a cave

He said I admit

She smells quite like shit

But think of the money I save
12/7/2010 4:10:30 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Right in the pooper
Arfcom told me to stick it
Then I took pictures


Excellent!
12/7/2010 4:13:54 PM EDT
[#37]
Try to disarm me
Then I adrenaline dump
Blade at forty five
12/7/2010 4:14:49 PM EDT
[#38]
two-o butta-fly
one on top the other one
what the fuck they doing?!
12/7/2010 4:15:29 PM EDT
[#39]
Chair against the wall?
John has a long mustache, too?
Pop dust cover now.
12/7/2010 4:16:25 PM EDT
[#40]
five five five five five





seven seven seven se





five five five five five




 
12/7/2010 4:18:19 PM EDT
[#41]
I love John Browning.
Yet carry a Glock fotay.
Good thing he is dead.

I love my pitbull.
Active dogs are lots of fun.
But she farts too much.

Strength and fortitude.
Your sphincter requires both.
Lest you shit your pants.
12/7/2010 4:20:33 PM EDT
[#42]
GD was once a place for assistance

Or even to entertain from a distance

But now lately it seems

It's almost all 4chan memes

So I start threads like this in resistance
12/7/2010 4:22:05 PM EDT
[#43]




Quoted:

five five five five five



seven seven seven se



five five five five five





Kay Col Gee Thirty...



His Haikus really do suck.



He's still one of us.



12/7/2010 4:25:39 PM EDT
[#44]
Haikus are easy

Man you guys are way too mean

Refrigerator.
12/7/2010 4:26:55 PM EDT
[#45]
Call it what you want
A magazine or a clip
I really don't care
12/7/2010 4:32:33 PM EDT
[#46]
A double rainbow
All the way across the sky
yeah it's so intense

12/7/2010 4:36:53 PM EDT
[#47]
Blade at forty five
My weapon you will not touch
Disengage Wal Mart
12/7/2010 4:40:59 PM EDT
[#48]
Children - are they small
Or just really far away
Fuckin magnets, yo.
12/7/2010 4:48:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
haikus are 5,7,5 people



Giant white apes

Do not understand haiku.



12/7/2010 4:51:35 PM EDT
[#50]




Quoted:

Giant white apes



Do not understand haiku.




DK-Prof is Dutch?!?



Psychopolitical Mod...



(don't mention the goose)



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