Posted: 5/3/2010 11:07:17 AM EDT
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So my little guy gets a little crabby, figure he might want/need a nap. I put him down and I have to change the oil in the cars so I figure while he's napping might be a good time to do so. Wife is out with the other one running errands so I get started on my car, I'm in the middle of rotating my tires when the wife comes home. Now she KNEW I was going to change the oil as I told her thats what I was going to do which is why I didn't go with them on errands and took the boy with me to go buy some oil and filters. I get done with the tires and am in the middle of changing the oil on my car when she comes outside with the kids for whatever reason...the boy is 19 months old, he walks over and sticks his hand in the old oil and gets some on his shirt. Wife throws a fit and guess whose fault it is?  Yep...because I left it on the ground and she thought I'd be done by then. queue eject pics |
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Quoted: So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? What? It takes me a MAXIMUM of 20 minutes to change the oil and then maybe 10 minutes to rotate tires. You've never went to sleep while your kid was asleep? Seriously. |
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you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen... F that noise. I have never been in a relationship like that. We complain about our kids growing up to be sissies, and then we let women treat us like this? |
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So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Oh, if only we could all be the perfect dad like redseacraft ^^^^^ |
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I know I dont stand outside my kids door when shes napping. Thats what baby gates are for.
am in the middle of changing the oil on my car when she comes outside with the kids for whatever reason...the boy is 19 months old, he walks over and sticks his hand in the old oil and gets some on his shirt.
She brought em out... her fault. You win. Wait... you still lose. Vagina > Penis every time. |
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Quoted: So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? This post reeks of stupid. You can calm down on the punctuation, font formatting, and excessive emoticons. It takes 20 minutes to change your oil. Kids ususally sleep a bit longer than 20 minutes, and if they dont, they're ususally in some sort of crib/playpen/bed with rails/ anyway. And i'm sure pops was smart enough to leave a window open so he could hear the little bugger if he was awake and screaming for daddy. |
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you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen... +13 years of marriage :) There are 5 words that are the secret to a happy successful marriage: "Its all my fault, dear." A happy wife is a happy life. Almost at 11 years (May 29th). Can't believe she hasn't killed me (or Bobbit'ed me) yet. |
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you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen... +13 years of marriage :) There are 5 words that are the secret to a happy successful marriage: "Its all my fault, dear." Actually it's 6 words, "it's my fault, I'm sorry honey." Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
