Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
1/15/2014 9:16:56 AM EDT
I told my 83 yr old mother she needs to start acting more like a grumpy old person when dealing with shitheads.

Example:

"I told you not to put that box there, Whats wrong with you? Are you deaf or just stupid?"



(Post your Grumpy old people comments)

1/15/2014 9:21:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Didn't know you had to be in your 80s to be grumpy............luv my cain.
1/15/2014 9:24:36 AM EDT
[#2]
"That guy talks like a man with a paper ass".

"Get off my lawn!".
1/15/2014 9:29:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Do I fit in here?
1/15/2014 2:45:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Are your shoes heavy? Stop shuffling your feet.

What do you mean Huh, You heard me.


1/15/2014 2:47:43 PM EDT
[#5]
GET AWAY, JUST SHUT UP, GET AWAY, MOVE!
1/15/2014 2:47:46 PM EDT
[#6]
I had a grumpy old fart come into our office the other week. Felt he should be allowed to go into secure areas, walk into peoples offices, use peoples phones, do whatever the fuck he wanted.



Every time you stopped him, "What!? Not even for a WW2 vet!?"




Sir, you can't go in there... "What!? Not even for a WW2 vet!?"

Sir, you can't use that computer... "What!? Not even for a WW2 vet!?"

Sir, you can't sit there (right in the middle of a hallway)... "What!? Not even for a WW2 vet!?"
1/15/2014 2:51:26 PM EDT
[#7]
When people get older isn't there something that happens chemically which reduces the disconnect from the brain to the mouth. They lose tact and etiquette.
1/15/2014 2:53:50 PM EDT
[#8]

Quote History
Quoted:


When people get older isn't there something that happens chemically which reduces the disconnect from the brain to the mouth. They lose tact and etiquette.
View Quote
Nope, we just don't give a fuck. We still have tact and etiquette, probably more so than younger generations....but we just don't give a fuck. Too fed up with five/six/seven/eight decades of asshattery.



Then again, I have to ask myself what the fuck I'm doing in GD.



 
1/15/2014 3:01:50 PM EDT
[#9]
finally
1/15/2014 3:12:25 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote History
Quoted:
Nope, we just don't give a fuck. We still have tact and etiquette, probably more so than younger generations....but we just don't give a fuck. Too fed up with five/six/seven/eight decades of asshattery.

Then again, I have to ask myself what the fuck I'm doing in GD.
 
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
When people get older isn't there something that happens chemically which reduces the disconnect from the brain to the mouth. They lose tact and etiquette.
Nope, we just don't give a fuck. We still have tact and etiquette, probably more so than younger generations....but we just don't give a fuck. Too fed up with five/six/seven/eight decades of asshattery.

Then again, I have to ask myself what the fuck I'm doing in GD.
 


Yeah, we no longer suffer fools gladly.
1/15/2014 3:15:14 PM EDT
[#11]
I work with some, they are total assholes but I laugh to myself because my dick still works and I still have a future. Unless I die doing something awesome old glass bones couldn't dream of doing.
1/15/2014 3:18:57 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't fuck with my cheery demeanor.
1/15/2014 3:19:45 PM EDT
[#13]
"Give me my pills!"



We all miss grandma
1/15/2014 3:20:13 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm not fucking grumpy I'm happy g'dammit!



Yeah I know I'm 28 but I feel like I'm 58(Been around old folks too long ;) )
1/15/2014 3:21:10 PM EDT
[#15]
I hate getting tough with people, but sometimes its the only thing that works on stupid ones.
1/15/2014 3:21:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Christie Brinkley can be grumpy to me
1/15/2014 3:23:04 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote History
Quoted:
When people get older isn't there something that happens chemically which reduces the disconnect from the brain to the mouth. They lose tact and etiquette.
View Quote

Why,yes...........yes there is you snot-nosed brat!







1/15/2014 3:28:46 PM EDT
[#18]
"Stop all this tomfoolery, you young whippersnappers!!"
1/15/2014 3:29:54 PM EDT
[#19]
I started early, when I turned 40.
1/15/2014 3:32:05 PM EDT
[#20]
My shitty attitude is none of your f'ing business, you damn punk!

Not really.
We just have gotten tired of seeing the same douchebaggery for the eleventymillionth time.
1/15/2014 3:32:20 PM EDT
[#21]
there comes a point in your life when you can no longer suffer fools gracefully.  i reached that point, long before i got old.
1/15/2014 3:33:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Well excuse me for living, you little shit.

- What my Grandpa used to tell me.
1/15/2014 3:37:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Goddamn punks always typing on their cellular telephones!

1/15/2014 3:45:23 PM EDT
[#24]
My mother/step father were barely tolerable in their 40's........now in their 70's they are intolerable assholes......count your blessings
1/15/2014 3:48:01 PM EDT
[#25]

1/15/2014 3:50:20 PM EDT
[#26]
"Where are the restrooms?"
"They're at the back there.  Don't worry, it says 'MEN' on the door, but they'll still let you use it."
1/15/2014 3:51:17 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote History
Quoted:
My mother/step father were barely tolerable in their 40's........now in their 70's they are intolerable assholes......count your blessings
View Quote



Step kids are assholes
1/18/2014 7:28:19 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm in my early 50's.

My wife and I were watching Gran Torino back when it was in theaters. Early in the film I leaned over and whispered to her "I want to be like him when I get old".

She came right back "you already are".

Embrace your inner grouchy old man. He knows a snot nosed punk when he sees one.

I mentor a high school robotics team. Around my second year I started hearing kids whispering about the "death stare". My son informed me that was the look that some outstanding individuals were getting from me.

It took me about two years to figure out what my "death stare" is. It's when I just don't understand - either what a kid is doing, why he's doing it, or what he's talking about.

Right is right. If that makes me a grumpy old man, that's fine with me.