Posted: 4/4/2008 5:26:57 PM EDT
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A guy who was very interested in the 1800's and particularly in the expansion of America into the west and Indian Wars decided he wanted to have a mural made of the Battle of the Little Big Horn that pitted General Custer against a far numerically larger force led by Crazy Horse. After searching at length for an artist the man found an artist who would paint the mural for him at a hefty price of $25,000. Cost was no issue to the man so he contracted with the artist giving him instructions to paint what Custer might have seen during the battle and his perspective. After many weeks of labor the artist exclaimed he was finished and would deliver the mural to the man's home that evening. Excited about his new artwork the man eagerly invited over 100 guests to his mansion for the "unveiling". As the moment came the artist and the new owner pulled back the curtain to unveil the masterpiece. The crowd watched in hushed amazement and shock as the mural showed hundreds of Indians depicted in sexual positions and acts of lewd conduct. The man is disbelief, horror and anger screamed at the artist "What I the hell is this? You were supposed to paint a mural of Custers view of the battle and his thoughts!!!" What in God's name were you thinking? "Well" said the artist... "I imagine Custer was thinking LOOK AT ALL THOSE F#@*ING INDIANS!!!!" |
