Funny Safe Thread

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:50:47 AM EDT

long story short, safe been laying around the shop to long I decided to dispose of it. took it home and opened it. Turns out to be full of mail and sex toys, letters addressed to owners son (son is gay). Only get to tell one person and that is not the owner. And no I didn't touch, handle, play with, or anything else. Went to dump.

edited-joker581

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:53:35 AM EDT

[#1]

OP delivered

And received

Posted: 9/4/2015 7:56:51 AM EDT

[#2]

I'm guessing that is the contents of every safe written about here.

OP delivered.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:00:43 AM EDT

[#3]

Does your butt still hurt?

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:00:49 AM EDT

[#4]

Its a dick in a box.

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:15:41 AM EDT

[#5]

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Did it have brown stains on it?

Posted: 9/4/2015 8:33:34 AM EDT

[#6]

OP you have restored my faith in humanity.

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