A long read, but kind of entertaining.
The original e-mail
FROM:MISS.JOAN KOLONGA
LOT 125 AV. DES
QUAIS RUE 7 08 BP 441
ABIDJAN-COTE D' IVOIRE.
I DO APOLOGIZE FOR APPROACHING YOU IN SUCH A
MANNER,BUT CIRCUMSTANCES FORCED ME TO CONTACT YOU. I
WAS FORMERLY A MEDICAL STUDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF
ABIDJAN, COTE D IVOIRE TILL MY PARENTS AND MY ONLY BROTHER WHERE KILLED BY
THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS AN OPPOSITION LEADER TO THE
PRESENT GOVERNMENT.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER, HE HAS $4.5 M USD (FOUR MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS.) IN A
DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT WITH A BANK IN CÔTE D'IVOIRE WHICH I AM THE NEXT OF KIN.
I HUMBLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE “FOLLOWING WAYS”:
1) TO HELP GET THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED TO YOU.
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN
3) TO MAKE AN ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER AFTER THIS MONEY IS
TRANSFERRED.
4) TO LOOK FOR A GOOD VENTURE WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE INVESTED.
I AM READY TO COMPENSATE YOU FOR YOUR EFFORT IN ASSISTING ME.
YOU’RE SINCERELY,
JOAN.
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I replied...why not have some fun with a lowlife
The pic
The string starting with my latest reply
HAHAHAHA...that's funny, get belligerent with me, when you are the lowlife scum that is trying to scam naive unintelligent people with a fraudulent hoax.
Oh I am so sure that people that have access to millions of dollars would approach someone that they don't know for help over the internet and give them a cut of the money. RIGHT.
Get a life, you are truly the lowest of the low. I hope that there is a special place in hell for people such as yourself that end up taking money from people that actually work for what they get, and are just too trusting and want to help people, but perhaps are just to blinded with greed.
Go back to your shanty and rot you POS.
Oh by the way your story was weak, try adding some more interesting things like fiery explosions or stories of how you had to watch your little brother get eaten by a pack of dogs, only to be saved by you stabbing them with a knife.
I hope your “medical studies” teach you how to remove your head from your ass.
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Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:19:43 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: Dear XXXXXXXXXXXX .
To: [email protected]
Dear XXXXXXXXXXx.
Good day sir! I am glad to hear from you. You should know is that you are not under obligation help me. If you will end up exposing me to danger while you are trying to help me is better you stop helping me.
I have told you that I want this to be kept confidential now you are involving someone. Please if you do not trust the documents I sent to you, you can come here so that I will take you to the bank premises where you will see the bank director for advice.
Joan.
XXXXXXXXXXXXxx <[email protected]> wrote:
I only spoke with my fiscal advisor, as he handles all of my funds. He is reviewing the documentation. I would feel more at ease if you could provide me with a picture that I request specific details, to ensure that you are not providing generic information.
Also my name is Carl, XXXXX is only a pseudonym that I used in the publication of my first set of novels.
Take care,
Carl
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Date: Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:44:41 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXXx .
To: [email protected]
Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXXx .
i am very gald to hear from you, i dont know how to proof to you that this is not a scam only if you come here so that i will take you to the bank to see teh bank director , this is why i told you to keep this confidential but you have started asking people.
please if you cannot assist me let me know i will understand, but dont go aboput telling people about it it will put me in danger.
joan.
XXXXXXXXXXXXx <[email protected]> wrote:
After talking to some people I am a little hesitant...is this a scam? I would hate to be taken advantage of.
Carl Brutananadilewski
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Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:27:57 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXx .
To: [email protected]
Dear XXXXXXXXXXXx ..
Thanks for the information. I will be glad that you hasten up so that the money will transferred to your bank account before the end of this week. I am presently hiding in a church guesthouse in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire, Africa was people cannot trace easily and my feeding is by charity.
I need this money to be transferred to your account so that you can come and take me with you. Or send me some money from the fund so that I will get my travelling documents and come and meet with you where I will start a new life, more especially to complete my stopped medical studies. i am in 19yrs old i am from abidjan cote d' ivoire in africa.
I assure you that any help you render to me will be much appreciated by me. I have been in great difficulties since the death of my parents and my only brother. Do contact the bank director with the information below; let him know that you are my partner that will help me get this fund transferred for investment. He will be in position to advice us on how the transfer will be made.
I have attached the bank deposit slip together with the bank agreement to you which my father handed to me before his death. This will proof to the bank director that you are with me.
BELOW IS THE BANK CONTACT:
Contact Person: Dr. Paul Hammond
TEL/FAX: +225 09 38 33 20
EMAIL: [email protected]
[email protected]
BANK NAME: Bank of Africa.
Please don’t fail to contact the bank so that they will advice us on how to proceed with the transfer immediately. I don’t want to stay in this country anymore.
Sincerely,
joan
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX> wrote:
I'm glad to hear back from you. I found your story very intreging. I hope that I can offer some assistance somehow. I am now working as a photographer for a magazine, and feel that we can help each other. I appreciate your photo, you are a very attractive woman, and I know that I can help you get a very lucrative career once we get you moved out of your country. I am going to get all of the information together that you need, can you provide me with more photos and I will work to get the ball rolling.
Regards,
Carl
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Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:29:58 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: Dear XXXXXXXXXX .
To: [email protected]
Dear XXXXXXXXXXX .
Thanks for your mail; I thank you for your kind mind to assist me in this hour of need. I contacted you to be my Guardian so that you will look after me and help to look for a better investment, so that I can invest wisely when the money is transferred to you.
Everything about this money is clean. I have suffered a lot since my father died. I have been living in a church guest where my feeding is on charity. I can hardly take care of my self, my only hope is for this fund to be transferred successfully to you and you come and take me with you or you send me some from the fund that i will use to get my traveling documents and
to pay my ticket to come and meet with you. Where i will complete my Medical Studies and start a new live.
I would like to know you a little more before I will notify the bank director about you:
1) Your full name and address
2) How old are you
3) Are you a Christian or?
4) What do you do for a living?
5) A copy of your photograph
6) Finally Promise me that when this money gets to you that you will not change your mind and sit on the money.
This information will be used by me to notify the bank director about you as a credible person that will be helping me after which I will get back to you. You have to keep this confidential and no other person should know about this because if people that killed my parents hear of it I am finished, until the money is transferred to you and you bring me up to your country.
I will be looking forward to your urgent response.
Sincerely,
Joan.
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So hey, if any of you want a crack at a couple mill...shoot her an e-mail, although she isn't too attentive, she never caught on that my "real name" is Carl Brutananadilewski.
Scammers 
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