[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Floating Strip Club. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/24/2014 11:22:15 AM EDT
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I would launch it in the most popular fishing lakes.
Think about it, a floating strip club. All of those guys out fishing to get away from their wives and girlfriends can maybe fish for a bit and say "Fuck this shit, let's head over to Fisherman's Headquarters." $$$$$$$$$$ I would also have holes in the floor for ice fishing shenanigans too. They could jig up at sniffers row and tend to their tip up on the way to the pisser. I'd probably get some decent dancers but if I had to get the smelly ones with bullet holes and stab wounds the fishing activity would mask their scent. |
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Huh, I always thought guys obsessed with fishing were gay. Learn something new every day no they are getting away from their wives My Granny always accompanies my Grandma when he goes out fishing. 
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My Granny always accompanies my Grandma when he goes out fishing. Quoted:
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Huh, I always thought guys obsessed with fishing were gay. Learn something new every day no they are getting away from their wives My Granny always accompanies my Grandma when he goes out fishing. Not for long. |
Already been done.
Well sort of. Haven't been in years, but back in the eighties, Silver Glen Springs on the St Johns used to be THE party spot on weekends, all the local strip club owners would show up and anchor to see who had the baddest boat and baddest strippers You could walk 2-300 yards stepping deck to deck, lot's of alcohol and nakedness. Honey?!, I'm going fishing, see you later!
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I thought about running party boat fishing charters (the larger boats with 12-40+ people fishing along the rails). However, my boat would be crewed by the best looking and scantily clad women the panhandle has to offer!  The boat would appropriately be named "The Master-Baiter." Run it out of Panama City and I think it'd actually do well.
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Ted - "Holy shit Frank, this is the best ice fishing ever!" Frank - "Fuckin A buddy. Check out those stab wounds." Carl - "Frank! Your fucking tip up!" Frank - "Holy fuck, he's ripping the fucking line off. I'll set the hook. Fucking horse balls, he got off. Robbed again. I hate getting robbed!" Ted - "Haha you fucking suck Frank. Set the hook while he's running? All the tits and pussy around here is fucking up your fishing." Frank - "Fuck you Ted. Maybe the 87 beers you drank made you kiss that nasty stripper on the mouth!" Carl - "You fuckers should quit being so gay. We all get robbed once in awhile. Let go back up there and give the girls some more money." Ted - "Yeah put a new Cisco on that rig. I have to hit the cash machine." Frank - "One of these chicks better have a mole on her pussy." |
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Dealing with the Coast Guard and the Jones Act would be an education for you. The CG and the Jones Act wouldn't be to bad, the local govt and health dept would be the big problem. Oh and if you need a certified, licensed captain feel free to give me a call.
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Quoted: I thought about running party boat fishing charters (the larger boats with 12-40+ people fishing along the rails). However, my boat would be crewed by the best looking and scantily clad women the panhandle has to offer! The boat would appropriately be named "The Master-Baiter." Run it out of Panama City and I think it'd actually do well. |
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Quoted: I can only imagine the quality of talent dancing at a Minnesota floating strip club for ice fisherman. Might be better off jerking it to the dead fish in your bucket. |
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The CG and the Jones Act wouldn't be to bad, the local govt and health dept would be the big problem. Oh and if you need a certified, licensed captain feel free to give me a call. Quoted:
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Dealing with the Coast Guard and the Jones Act would be an education for you. The CG and the Jones Act wouldn't be to bad, the local govt and health dept would be the big problem. Oh and if you need a certified, licensed captain feel free to give me a call. I will, I don't know if I can handle that big bitch. It will have multiple outboards on the back with hockey sticks connecting the tillers but all throttles will be individually operated. |
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There was one in business this summer in Kodiak, AK. It was shut down, though. |
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“If you can dream it you can do it, therefore we must legislate it into the ground as soon as you dream it, PS where is my money!?”.- The Federal Government Quoted:
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Dealing with the Coast Guard and the Jones Act would be an education for you. “If you can dream it you can do it, therefore we must legislate it into the ground as soon as you dream it, PS where is my money!?”.- The Federal Government I smell what you're stepping in. |
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Can't be any worse than the ones at the "seven mile gentle mans club" in bum fuck Wisconsin. I was in LaCrosse for a class and it was a 90mile trip one way. The building was a converted double wide. We had a blast! Quoted:
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I can only imagine the quality of talent dancing at a Minnesota floating strip club for ice fisherman. Might be better off jerking it to the dead fish in your bucket. Never been to that one, but the Frontier in Eagle River has some scary lookin strippers, usually fat, and even saw a pregnant one there. But it's rural WI, so you can't expect tens. |
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Quoted: I would launch it in the most popular fishing lakes. Think about it, a floating strip club. All of those guys out fishing to get away from their wives and girlfriends can maybe fish for a bit and say "Fuck this shit, let's head over to Fisherman's Headquarters." $$$$$$$$$$ I would also have holes in the floor for ice fishing shenanigans too. They could jig up at sniffers row and tend to their tip up on the way to the pisser. I'd probably get some decent dancers but if I had to get the smelly ones with bullet holes and stab wounds the fishing activity would mask their scent. |
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I had a client who bartended at a fisherman's bar. She said they would leave her quarters and nickles as tips. Fisherman around here are notorious cheapskates Quoted:
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I would launch it in the most popular fishing lakes. Think about it, a floating strip club. All of those guys out fishing to get away from their wives and girlfriends can maybe fish for a bit and say "Fuck this shit, let's head over to Fisherman's Headquarters." $$$$$$$$$$ I would also have holes in the floor for ice fishing shenanigans too. They could jig up at sniffers row and tend to their tip up on the way to the pisser. I'd probably get some decent dancers but if I had to get the smelly ones with bullet holes and stab wounds the fishing activity would mask their scent. Really? Around here guys that have been fishing all day tend to go into town and throw the money around. That's my experience. Aimless, wouldn't it be awesome to ice fish inside of a peeler club? |
