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12/6/2015 4:31:08 PM EDT
Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili

Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
12/6/2015 4:33:28 PM EDT
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Welcome aboard !

12/6/2015 4:35:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Howdy!  

You're wrong about the beans.
12/6/2015 4:37:11 PM EDT
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You're wrong about all three, but welcome aboard anyway. (sort of)
12/6/2015 4:39:04 PM EDT
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Welcome, but 2 wrong answers out of three?

You were lurking when you should have been studying.
12/6/2015 4:39:09 PM EDT
[#5]
Should have tossed up a post 10 years ago and avoided being a teener'
12/6/2015 4:39:22 PM EDT
[#6]

0 for 3.


Go back to lurking until you learn something.





12/6/2015 4:40:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Welcome!

12/6/2015 4:40:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Just not $24 worth.....
12/6/2015 4:41:03 PM EDT
[#9]
i'm heading to bed now. if you have any other questions feel free to shoot me a PM and I will get back to ya first thing in the morning

i won't be able to monitor the thread anymore, so if any of these knuckleheads give you a hard time let me know and I will deal with it *pinky promise*

goodnight m'lady
12/6/2015 4:42:29 PM EDT
[#10]
Welcome.

Your imitation crab meat should arrive in the mail in approximately 2-3 weeks. Really.......we have plenty. We just bought too much.
12/6/2015 4:44:24 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili


Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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Only one out of three correct.
12/6/2015 4:44:59 PM EDT
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Location=Texas
Chili=beans.


Something does not add up.
12/6/2015 4:46:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Beans?



Carpetbagger.
12/6/2015 4:47:08 PM EDT
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I agree, on both counts.  

I lived in Dallas almost three decades.  Will be moving back once I retire.
12/6/2015 4:47:09 PM EDT
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Join date?  Check
Post count?  Check
12/6/2015 4:48:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Welcome

I had a pretty similar post not to long ago
12/6/2015 4:49:22 PM EDT
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Your imitation crab meat should arrive in the mail in approximately 2-3 weeks. Really.......we have plenty. We just bought too much.
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We ship by ground at the lowest rate we can find.



I'd do a smell test if I was you.





Ed



 
12/6/2015 4:54:13 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45 Because I hate America
glock > 1911 See above
beans in chili & gay love.

Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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So why the long wait?


12/6/2015 4:55:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Log out and log back in

Welcome to the club, Merry Christmas
12/6/2015 4:56:53 PM EDT
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We ship by ground at the lowest rate we can find.

I'd do a smell test if I was you.


Ed
 
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Welcome.

Your imitation crab meat should arrive in the mail in approximately 2-3 weeks. Really.......we have plenty. We just bought too much.

We ship by ground at the lowest rate we can find.

I'd do a smell test if I was you.


Ed
 

Wait I was suppressed to get imitation krab meat. WTF I didn't get any.
12/6/2015 5:00:59 PM EDT
[#21]
Welcome to the fire.
12/6/2015 5:02:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Lurkers unite!

(Welcome)
12/6/2015 5:05:33 PM EDT
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And yet, you decided to be a damn 15'er

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili
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So much fail


So hello from Texas
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Oh goodie, another one.  













Welcome..(damn 15'er)
12/6/2015 5:08:26 PM EDT
[#24]
You should of waited a couple more weeks and been our first 16'er.
12/6/2015 5:15:07 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  



Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  



9mm > .45

glock > 1911

beans in chili



Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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So much fail.  9mm is smaller than .45.  Glocks are smaller than 1911s.  Chili isn't defined by beans, beans were a non-meat extender used in canned chili which is what Yankees got and immediately thought beans were a necessary ingredient.  Then some Yankees started flavoring canned beans with chili spices so yankees thought the beans were were the chili got its flavor.  So now when they make chili, they boil the meager meat in tomato sauce, then add a dash of McCormick's chili powder (about 1/4 teaspoon per pound of pink slime "meat") and flavor it with multiple cans of "chili beans".  Adding in carrots, corn, peas and brussels sprouts among the other atrocities they think belong...



That is why it is mistaken to think beans are a necessary ingredient in chili.   The only thing they bring to the party is texture.  Oh, and gas.



 
12/6/2015 5:26:44 PM EDT
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Welcome!



I lurked for about 5 years before joining.
12/6/2015 5:28:58 PM EDT
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I'll join when I get off work.  Wallet's in the truck.  1911's are sexier than glock's, but I think a glock is a better choice for a carry/HD gun.  

And my moma said chili with no beans is the devil.
12/6/2015 5:30:48 PM EDT
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We have rules....
12/6/2015 5:32:27 PM EDT
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1 out of 3 ain't bad, he doesn't like hot dog sauce.

Welcome!
12/6/2015 6:00:41 PM EDT
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Go back to lurking until you learn something.





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12/6/2015 6:43:27 PM EDT
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12/6/2015 6:53:43 PM EDT
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I think I'm more surprised that the forum has been around for this long and no one has taken the screenname "TexasHog" until now.  

Welcome aboard!  

12/6/2015 7:03:14 PM EDT
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I think I'm more surprised that the forum has been around for this long and no one has taken the screenname "TexasHog" until now.  



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No kidding.
12/6/2015 7:07:51 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili

Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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Beans in chili?!  I fart in your general direction... No, really, it gives me terrible gas!  
12/6/2015 7:08:45 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili


Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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You sure have trooling down.
12/6/2015 7:09:50 PM EDT
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In on 1 for post 1
12/6/2015 7:12:15 PM EDT
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When Jesus comes back, he'll be carrying a 1911 in God's own caliber of .45, and an M14. He takes his chili both ways.
12/6/2015 7:13:31 PM EDT
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TEXAS
12/6/2015 7:33:24 PM EDT
[#39]
Excellent choices OP!  Welcome!
12/6/2015 7:47:12 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili


Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas



You sure have trooling down.


If it's not a rude and impertinent question, what the fuck is "trooling"?
12/6/2015 8:46:29 PM EDT
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I'll join when I get off work.  Wallet's in the truck.  1911's are sexier than glock's, but I think a glock is a better choice for a carry/HD gun.  



And my moma said chili with no beans is the devil.
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Why join?  You have been GIFTED a membership.  Look above.



Did your moma also say "Stupid is as stupid does"?



 
12/6/2015 8:47:16 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  



Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  



9mm > .45

glock > 1911

beans in chili



Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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I like the cut of this man's jib.

 
12/6/2015 8:49:10 PM EDT
[#43]
Beans are ok in chili, but you fucked the other two up.
12/6/2015 8:52:44 PM EDT
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How the hell am I in on one on this?

And if OP isn't found familiar, beans do not belong in chili. Ever!
12/6/2015 9:04:07 PM EDT
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Why join?  You have been GIFTED a membership.  Look above.

Did your moma also say "Stupid is as stupid does"?
 
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I'll join when I get off work.  Wallet's in the truck.  1911's are sexier than glock's, but I think a glock is a better choice for a carry/HD gun.  

And my moma said chili with no beans is the devil.
Why join?  You have been GIFTED a membership.  Look above.

Did your moma also say "Stupid is as stupid does"?
 


Wow thanks!!  Just got home and catching up.  Can I see somewhere who got it for me?  And if not I appreciate it and will pay it forward to the next newbie that makes me chuckle
12/6/2015 9:08:35 PM EDT
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Should have stayed a lurker.
12/6/2015 10:03:34 PM EDT
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Have lurked reading general daily for about 10 years.  I started reading the AR section for info when I was starting my first builds.  I kinda gradually made my way into general and feel it has truly dumbed me down to the point that I finally signed up to join in the fun.  

Figured I'd say a bit about myself for my first post.  

9mm > .45
glock > 1911
beans in chili

Seriously alot of you guys have given me some great laughs over the years.  So hello from Texas
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You're only one for three!!

A TRUE Texan wouldn't vote for .45 over the Euro-fag 9mm or God's greatest gift to man (1911) over tactical Tupperware invented by a European!
12/6/2015 10:08:42 PM EDT
[#48]
I've been lurking this site since 1978.