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1/4/2010 4:14:36 PM EDT
I got home from work today to find my wife stirring a fresh pot of homemade spinach tomato basil soup.  I just had to share:








That's a turkey sandwich with red onion, mayo, and tomato, a Boulevard unfiltered wheat, an FN k98 in 7.62 NATO (Israeli, arsenal rebarreled w/ no import marks), and my new 'dillo.  The coffee table is also my reloading supplies box.




I didn't have a stapler.




How'd I do?
1/4/2010 4:28:04 PM EDT
[#1]
7/10   Looks good, but the feet only belong in a pic of just your guns.    

I do like Boulevard though
1/4/2010 4:29:27 PM EDT
[#2]
I was with you til I saw flip flops and big toes that do not match.  And as stated previously random toe shots in gun pix only.



That being said it made me hungry.



 
1/4/2010 4:30:16 PM EDT
[#3]
8.95 Need recipe for the soup please
1/4/2010 4:30:27 PM EDT
[#4]
If you mention a woman made it, you must supply pics of said woman.  



I am withholding your score until such time that the required photograph is supplied.  



Incomplete / 10
1/4/2010 4:30:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Did you change the title and add the mercy clause?
1/4/2010 4:32:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Tell your wife she has nice feet.
1/4/2010 4:34:30 PM EDT
[#7]
No napkin, extra ammo, no blade



7/10
1/4/2010 4:34:43 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


Tell your wife she has nice feet.








 
1/4/2010 4:35:06 PM EDT
[#9]
7/10 because of feet.

1/4/2010 4:35:06 PM EDT
[#10]
0/10



1) Dinner pics are something you cook yourself (-8)

2) Feet in pic (-2)
1/4/2010 4:35:09 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Tell your wife she has nice feet.
Dude, I think those are his feet.  

 
1/4/2010 4:35:52 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


No napkin, extra ammo, no blade



7/10


I don't dribble soup, but you got me on the ammo.  I have 5 rounds in the gun and no more ––- .308 isn't a caliber I reload yet :(

 



There is a bayonet on the gun, though!
1/4/2010 4:36:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Tell your wife she has nice feet.


 


silver flip flops.
1/4/2010 4:36:43 PM EDT
[#14]
So that's where the shit from my toilet goes when I flush! Hmm... Arkansas
1/4/2010 4:37:04 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


Did you change the title and add the mercy clause?


Nope, it was pre-emptive.  I've been here long enough to know I'm gonna get it for the feet - I just wanted to get a rise outta some of you :)

 
1/4/2010 4:37:12 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:





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Tell your wife she has nice feet.
Dude, I think those are his feet.  

 
Holy shit Nothing gets by afrcom. OP it was a joke. I've never had that kind of soup but it looks damn good as does the sammich.





 
1/4/2010 4:37:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Not your dinner pic.  That is your wife's dinner pic.  0/10.   You can earn back 1 point for wife pics.
1/4/2010 4:37:47 PM EDT
[#18]



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Tell your wife she has nice feet.






 





silver flip flops.


They're grey, but shiny from being wet with snow when I ran out to the truck for the gun.

 
1/4/2010 4:38:00 PM EDT
[#19]
6/10

-1.5 for feet
-1 for not enough red meat
-1 for not enough ammo/reloads/backup guns
-0.5 for top still on beer.  Put that dillo to work!

+6 for the wife making it.
1/4/2010 4:38:43 PM EDT
[#20]
look at the toenail on the left big toe ....... WTF?????
1/4/2010 4:39:23 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


So that's where the shit from my toilet goes when I flush! Hmm... Arkansas


You shit tomato soup and turkey sammiches?

 
1/4/2010 4:39:41 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Did you change the title and add the mercy clause?

Nope, it was pre-emptive.  I've been here long enough to know I'm gonna get it for the feet - I just wanted to get a rise outta some of you :)  


I must not have noticed it the first time I clicked.

Now that everyone is hammering away, I have to ask. You gonna open and drink that beer or is it just for show?
1/4/2010 4:40:10 PM EDT
[#23]
6/10

Are those your wife's feet? If not, why are you wearing her sandals ??
1/4/2010 4:40:20 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


look at the toenail on the left big toe ....... WTF?????


Where?!

 



Seriously, where?!  I've not seen that thing in years!
1/4/2010 4:40:41 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
look at the toenail on the left big toe ....... WTF?????


I don't think he even has toe nails on the little ones.
1/4/2010 4:41:30 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

Tell your wife she has nice feet.
Dude, I think those are his feet.  


 
Holy shit Nothing gets by afrcom. OP it was a joke. I've never had that kind of soup but it looks damn good as does the sammich.

 


You like man feets!



Omg, I'm fucking dying here!










 
1/4/2010 4:42:21 PM EDT
[#27]




Quoted:





Quoted:

So that's where the shit from my toilet goes when I flush! Hmm... Arkansas


You shit tomato soup and turkey sammiches?


That's turkey? All I see is white bread with dandelion greens.

1/4/2010 4:43:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Pink floral table cloth puts you in a league that has few members.
1/4/2010 4:46:20 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


Pink floral table cloth puts you in a league that has few members.


I suppose your wife lets you use the coffee table for storing a press, powder, primers, and bullets?  I figured it was a fair trade.

 
1/4/2010 4:53:46 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Did you change the title and add the mercy clause?


Nope, it was pre-emptive.  I've been here long enough to know I'm gonna get it for the feet - I just wanted to get a rise outta some of you :)  




I must not have noticed it the first time I clicked.



Now that everyone is hammering away, I have to ask. You gonna open and drink that beer or is it just for show?


Nah - I had water, followed by a Glenfiddich on the rocks to round out dinner.  My beer got stolen - its competitive around here.

 




1/4/2010 4:55:28 PM EDT
[#31]
Shees.....Where to begin.

I'm sorry, this ain't gunna be nice.

-1   Soup looks like vomit
-1   Eating off an ironing board
-1   No handgun
-1   No reloads
-1   Toes in a dinner pic
-1   No napkin
-1   Asking for mercy in a dinner thread
-1   Shitty photography
-1   I wouldn't eat out of glass bowl or off a glass plate

That leaves you a 1.
1/4/2010 4:56:22 PM EDT
[#32]
no meat 0/10
1/4/2010 4:57:06 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Pink floral table cloth puts you in a league that has few members.


I suppose your wife lets you use the coffee table for storing a press, powder, primers, and bullets?  I figured it was a fair trade.  


Pardon, but this is a dead giveaway as to whom wears the pants in your family.

 



I don't ask permission for anything...well maybe one thing.
1/4/2010 4:58:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Dude, TOTAL FAIL.

No Flips Flops and NO FUCKING FEET!

1/4/2010 4:58:22 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:





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Pink floral table cloth puts you in a league that has few members.


I suppose your wife lets you use the coffee table for storing a press, powder, primers, and bullets?  I figured it was a fair trade.  


Pardon, but this is a dead giveaway as to whom wears the pants in your family.  



I don't ask permission for anything...well maybe one thing.


Actually... when the baby's asleep, no one wears the pants in my family.

 



And yeah, she "lets" me.  The living room and kitchen are her domain.  Secret to a happy marriage, yo.
1/4/2010 4:58:51 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


look at the toenail on the left big toe ....... WTF?????







i was going to say the same. He is an anvil thrower and he dropped an anvil. Or the tolio got him.



 
1/4/2010 4:59:25 PM EDT
[#37]




Quoted:

Shees.....Where to begin.



I'm sorry, this ain't gunna be nice.



-1 Soup looks like vomit

-1 Eating off an ironing board

-1 No handgun

-1 No reloads

-1 Toes in a dinner pic

-1 No napkin

-1 Asking for mercy in a dinner thread

-1 Shitty photography

-1 I wouldn't eat out of glass bowl or off a glass plate



That leaves you a 1.




Jeeez Doc... that kinda hurt MY feelings!
1/4/2010 5:00:03 PM EDT
[#38]
Simple and genuine. I like it.

I'd like to see step-by-step, but I know that your wife was the chef so I'll only take off .5 for that. Toes? -1.

Overall, 8.5/10

Good show for a first time.
1/4/2010 5:00:49 PM EDT
[#39]

Your feet are allowed in lot's of different kinds of pics.

Dinner pics are NOT one of them.

I can't score this ........

Do over.
1/4/2010 5:01:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Shees.....Where to begin.

I'm sorry, this ain't gunna be nice.

-1 Soup looks like vomit
-1 Eating off an ironing board
-1 No handgun
-1 No reloads
-1 Toes in a dinner pic
-1 No napkin
-1 Asking for mercy in a dinner thread
-1 Shitty photography
-1 I wouldn't eat out of glass bowl or off a glass plate

That leaves you a 1.


Jeeez Doc... that kinda hurt MY feelings!



Somebody has to give him his medicine!

1/4/2010 5:02:16 PM EDT
[#41]





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Tell your wife she has nice feet.
Dude, I think those are his feet.  




 
Holy shit Nothing gets by afrcom. OP it was a joke. I've never had that kind of soup but it looks damn good as does the sammich.


 



You like man feets!





Omg, I'm fucking dying here!






 
Ok, this time read slowly and if need be more than once. He is wearing shiny silver sandals so my comment was meant to make fun of his feet by calling them his wives feet. Other posters made similar comments. Following me so far? I'm pretty sure OP along with everyone else (but you) got the joke.
 
 
 
1/4/2010 5:04:06 PM EDT
[#42]
The dillo saved ya

I'd eat it
1/4/2010 5:06:43 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:

Quoted:

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Tell your wife she has nice feet.
Dude, I think those are his feet.  
 
Holy shit Nothing gets by afrcom. OP it was a joke. I've never had that kind of soup but it looks damn good as does the sammich.
 

You like man feets!

Omg, I'm fucking dying here!





Good attempt at a recovery, but it sounded like you were bit with a bit of ghey.  I'll tease you with a pic of my toes, since you seem to have a hankering for men's feet.





1/4/2010 5:06:56 PM EDT
[#44]




Quoted:



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Quoted:

Shees.....Where to begin.



I'm sorry, this ain't gunna be nice.



-1 Soup looks like vomit

-1 Eating off an ironing board

-1 No handgun

-1 No reloads

-1 Toes in a dinner pic

-1 No napkin

-1 Asking for mercy in a dinner thread

-1 Shitty photography

-1 I wouldn't eat out of glass bowl or off a glass plate



That leaves you a 1.




Jeeez Doc... that kinda hurt MY feelings!






Somebody has to give him his medicine!







Well to be honest, I did say it looked like shit.
1/4/2010 5:08:27 PM EDT
[#45]
-1 no pistol
-1 no reloads
-1 no napkin
-1 no prep pics
+1 feet in pic
-1 ghey silver flip flops
-1 no flashlight
+.5 cool avatar

5.5/10
1/4/2010 5:09:55 PM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:





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Tell your wife she has nice feet.
Dude, I think those are his feet.  

 


I think you misunderstood his joke.



Either that or *I* misunderstood it!






 
1/4/2010 5:11:29 PM EDT
[#47]
Fail.



No knife

No reloads

No backup

No napkin

Weak presentation and photo









1/4/2010 5:11:42 PM EDT
[#48]
Breakfast...








Lunch...








Dinner...




1/4/2010 5:12:22 PM EDT
[#49]
1/10

Score includes a +0.5 as a combined bonus for a clever avatar and including something relevant to firearms.
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