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7/16/2011 6:54:45 AM EDT
In an effort to help our fellow ARFcommers can we compile a list of questions or conversation starters that can be used on first dates?

A couple to get the thread started:

If you could have any superpower what would it be and why?


If you could live forever but could never love, would you do it?

Before somebody else suggests these, let's get them out of the way:

Beans/no beans?

9mm vs. .45
7/16/2011 6:56:13 AM EDT
[#1]
Do you know what SIIHPAPP means?
7/16/2011 6:57:15 AM EDT
[#2]
Have you ever been in a turkish prison?
7/16/2011 6:58:35 AM EDT
[#3]
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
7/16/2011 6:59:19 AM EDT
[#4]
Spit or swallow?
7/16/2011 6:59:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Did you vote for Obungo?

Taking any prescriptions?

How do you feel about your father?

7/16/2011 7:01:43 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Did you vote for Obungo?

Taking any prescriptions?

How do you feel about your father?



Those 3 will weed out 90% of the crazy.

7/16/2011 7:01:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Are those your real teeth?

Want to hear about the time I was in prison?

If we get pulled over, could you hold this for me?
7/16/2011 7:09:28 AM EDT
[#8]
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
7/16/2011 7:11:04 AM EDT
[#9]
Have you heard the good news?
7/16/2011 7:13:06 AM EDT
[#10]
I love GD
7/16/2011 7:39:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Questions I have actually asked, and have taken the answers seriously...

1) Are your parents still together? If not, was it because of divorce?

2) Any alcoholics in your family? Drug addicts?

3) How many tattoos do you have?

4) How about that Bush guy?

5) Would you rather vacation in Europe, or in the USA?

6) Would you rather live in a really busy city, or in the country?

...and those were the EASY questions to ask.

The harder questions require skill. It's hard to dance around a question such as "Were you ever molested by a family member?"
7/16/2011 7:52:35 AM EDT
[#12]


Your apartment or my room in the basement?

7/16/2011 8:36:34 AM EDT
[#13]

If you could have any superpower what would it be and why?


If you could live forever but could never love, would you do it?


Are you serious with this nonsense? Are you going on a date with an actual woman or teaching an 8th grade philosophy class?

Ditch the canned questions. Be yourself. Tell her all about your 316 confirmed sniper kills and your time on the two-man knife teams.

7/16/2011 10:16:15 AM EDT
[#14]
So,is this your first time dating a Space Shuttle Door Gunner?
7/16/2011 10:28:40 AM EDT
[#15]
Can you pay for dinner/lunch/movie?  I'll pay you back later.



Can I borrow some money for rent/car payment/food/clothes?



Are you currently wearing underwear?



Ever been in a gang-bang?



How's your gag reflex?



Have you ever been "with" a woman?
7/16/2011 10:29:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
So,is this your first time dating a Space Shuttle Door Gunner?


Shuttle is retired.  So you must remember to put the "former" in there.  Or you could just ask her if she has ever bladed at a 45.
7/16/2011 10:31:09 AM EDT
[#17]
"Do you carry?"  no.  "Mace?"  no.  "Gooooood"
7/16/2011 10:33:47 AM EDT
[#18]
Ask to see their credit report.
7/16/2011 10:33:49 AM EDT
[#19]
what color panties do you have on?
7/16/2011 10:43:42 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:

If you could have any superpower what would it be and why?


If you could live forever but could never love, would you do it?


Are you serious with this nonsense? Are you going on a date with an actual woman or teaching an 8th grade philosophy class?

Ditch the canned questions. Be yourself. Tell her all about your 316 confirmed sniper kills and your time on the two-man knife teams. And your intense aversion to midget porn.



ATIFY- Added to it for you.
7/16/2011 10:43:54 AM EDT
[#21]
So,are we going to turn this rape into a murder?
7/16/2011 10:44:59 AM EDT
[#22]
You: "Do you want to drink beer and fuck?"

Her:   "No"

You    "What, you don't like beer?"

7/16/2011 10:48:37 AM EDT
[#23]
Do you have "Pool Parties"?
7/16/2011 10:49:21 AM EDT
[#24]
Them titties real?


You think it's gonna suck itself?
7/16/2011 10:53:39 AM EDT
[#25]
Serious questions...


Why do you think you are single?

What do you think about kids? Ever see yourself as a mom?

What is important to you? Friends, family, how people perceive you, money?

Are you religious? If not why?

Edit: I hate dating and now back in the game...hate hate hate it.



7/16/2011 10:56:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
what color panties do you have on?


Why must you jump to the conlcusion that the little lady is wearing any?
7/16/2011 10:57:38 AM EDT
[#27]
...
7/16/2011 11:07:08 AM EDT
[#28]
Paper or plastic?