Posted: 3/24/2003 3:10:29 PM EDT
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...she made $100,000.00 in cattle future trading on a $1,000.00 investment: [img]http://bibledonation.tripod.com/photopages/pics3/hillary_bug_eyes.jpg[/img] "...so my friend told me that heavy liquidation of feedlots in the early '70s would lead to a strong cattle market. I checked supply reports and found some anomalies the market didn't know about. Then, I took a look at the chart. Well, with an RSI well into the 80s and diverging like crazy, rotten stochastics, and a clear completion of a 5 wave decline followed by a classic 38% Fibo retracement into a previous fourth wave with c=a, I said to myself, 'Forget the feedlots, we've just got to sell this ****er with both hands!' So I grabbed the direct line to REFCO, yanked Red out of a client meeting, and...." Eric The(HowLikelyWasThat?)Hun[>]:)] |
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Post from ECS - Eric, you just made that crap up, right? [i][b]That's right![/i][/b] [:D] And there's no way [u]she[/u] could have made it up, either! I just wanted y'all to see what someone who COULD have made that sort of investment work might sound like... Eric The(Sassier'N'Hell)Hun[>]:)] |
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Quoted: I thought Tyson just gave her the money to make her STFU? Giving her the money would have been illegal. She had to "earn" it. Oh, and that kind of thing would be easy if they didn't post to her account until "after" the market had moved one way or the other. |
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In futures trading it's very easy to shift money from one account to the other. You buy both sides of a trade. If it goes up, you assign that contract to whichever account you want, if it goes down, the other contract is assigned to the account you want to depress. That's what got REFCO and Robert L. 'Red' Bone suspended from trading on the Chicago Board. Eric The(Historical)Hun[>]:)] |
| What made Hillary's futures trading career so blatently suspicious was that her records showed she would always buy the absolute low, sell the absolute high. This never happens consistently. It's like hitting a home run every single time you swing the bat. In a profitable trade, you normally either get in a little too late or too early, get out a little too late or too early. Maybe if you're lucky you catch the absolute bottom or top in a move. Rarely both, never consecutively. But Hillary managed to. |
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Her face scares me! [>Q] Make it go away! Mods, doesn't this count as obscene material? [;D] Seriously though, her eyes are creepy. I'd hit it....with a brick! [brick] By the way, I don't know anything about this trading ordeal, could some one give me a quick recap? I was probably too young for it. |
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Quoted: Her face scares me! [>Q] Make it go away! Mods, doesn't this count as obscene material? [;D] Seriously though, her eyes are creepy. I'd hit it....with a brick! [brick] By the way, I don't know anything about this trading ordeal, could some one give me a quick recap? I was probably too young for it. Yeah that face reminds me of a big ol yellow cat on a trot line. They are both bottom feeders. Wish she could get hooked through the eye like some of the cats I've caught. OK, I am sorry for insulting the catfish. |